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Old 12-26-2011, 04:54 PM
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Default Funny Insurance Claims

Well I went to my grandparents for christmas dinner and came across a book they had called "Uncle John's 24 Karat GOLD Bathroom Reader" so I looked through it and read some stuff I found pretty funny.

It Wasn't My Fault!

Real-and really odd-excuses filed on car insurance claim forms.

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law, and headed over the embankment."

"I thought my window was down but i found it was up when i put my head through it."

"The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention."

"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."

"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when i struck him."

"Going to work at 7:00 this morning I drove out my driveway straight into a bus. The bus was 5 mimutes early."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle."

"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull."

"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight."

"Windshield broken. Cause unknown. Probably voodoo."

"I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."

"I started to slow down, but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."

"I bumped into a lamppost which was obscured by human beings."

"I knew the dog was possessive about the car, but I would not have asked her to drive it if I thought there was any risk."

"First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car, and a haggis ran into the rear of the second car."

"No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert."
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Old 12-27-2011, 12:31 AM
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People - epic fail
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I think Henry just shit himself
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Its kind of like that carnival game "Whack A Mole" but with guns! Haha
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