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Forum: Off Topic 01-21-2014, 12:46 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

holly! dudette long time no see!
Forum: Off Topic 01-21-2014, 12:33 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Forum: Off Topic 01-21-2014, 12:25 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

Dj .......... stahp

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i want a cigarette but this kid has like NO clothes
Forum: Off Topic 01-21-2014, 12:18 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

its like i explained to the new boyfriend, i'm like a dude. i don't care if you don't text me and i don't like phone calls. if you're at work, with your friends, hunting ... i get it. as long as...
Forum: Off Topic 01-21-2014, 12:11 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

me either! at least t-shirt and underwear ... then again .. my boyfriend is known for getting .... freaky in his sleep .... so its sort of the prevention of sleep rape. :motz:
Forum: Off Topic 01-21-2014, 12:07 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

honestly, i've always had shitty boyfriends (basically everyone on here knows that) they would never want to spend time with me and always spent time with their friends. i understand a weekend with...
Forum: Off Topic 01-21-2014, 11:48 AM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

one shitty diaper later and beating the dog up and down the street for stealing ALL of Brienna's lunch while we were changing said shitty diaper .... i am back.

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and in dire need of a...
Forum: Off Topic 01-21-2014, 11:16 AM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

half way through the torture.
Forum: Off Topic 01-21-2014, 10:59 AM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

much better ... kid is out of the crib ... fed a hotdog ... now all i have to do is continuously yell at the dog who is attempting to eat the hotdogs FOR her ...........


honestly i've had more...
Forum: Off Topic 01-21-2014, 10:49 AM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

doing them a favor ... the family was put in a bind.
fack

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can't eat it with a screaming 1 year old ... she wants it ... no! fuck that hot dog i spend 2 minutes cutting up...
Forum: Off Topic 01-21-2014, 10:43 AM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

kill me now kill me now kill me now!

adderall ... where y'at?

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heller ... either you're going to kill me or get this kid to sleep ...
Forum: Off Topic 01-21-2014, 10:42 AM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

babysitting today ... FML ... i'm going to kill pizza hut for waking this baby and making me listen to her screaming for the next 30 minutes .... ugh ...

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Grade-a birth control ......
Forum: Off Topic 01-15-2014, 03:29 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

alright guys, sweeny's here. my regular, i'll talk to y'all later.
Forum: Off Topic 01-15-2014, 03:26 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

my favorite drink in the entire world ... worm bucket ... super easy right?

malibu, bacardi silver
pineapple
orange
splash of sprite
grenadine.
Forum: Off Topic 01-15-2014, 03:23 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

when you find something you really like you take note of it. not all bartenders are awesome and know what you're talking about...

repeatedly i have to tell bartenders how to make a worm bucket,...
Forum: Off Topic 01-15-2014, 03:17 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

i just don't like the copious amounts of it. then again i don't like shots either and the only issue with irish car bombs is that if you don't drink it quickly the bailey's starts to .... well .......
Forum: Off Topic 01-15-2014, 03:14 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

you're telling the bartender ...
Forum: Off Topic 01-15-2014, 03:13 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

so am i ...
beer makes me happy, rum makes me happy ...

vodka and whiskey makes me ... well ... unpleasant
Forum: Off Topic 01-15-2014, 03:10 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

i'm not allowed to have whiskey per my boss.

apparently i black out and attempt to beat everyone's ass....
Forum: Off Topic 01-15-2014, 03:05 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

jameson reminds me of a breakfast shot...

jameson layered with butterscotch and a chaser of oj...
Forum: Off Topic 01-15-2014, 03:01 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

snake bite is another one of those formula beers that requires layering. you first pour the guinness and layer woodchuck on top in any flavor you'd like. i personally like the apple flavor. it...
Forum: Off Topic 01-15-2014, 02:54 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

oh yeah ricky ruffle those feathers.
Forum: Off Topic 01-15-2014, 02:53 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

i'm damn good ... i wouldn't go as far as to say i was the best in the area but i'm damn close.



i don't blame you, i honestly didn't even get into the angles and how they differ from each pour...
Forum: Off Topic 01-15-2014, 02:49 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

you fill a little less than half, let it settle, fill the rest, let it settle, then top it off and let it settle before serving.

i hate it and it takes too much time. i prefer Guinness in the can...
Forum: Off Topic 01-15-2014, 02:46 PM
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Posted By 99RangerAlfredo
Re: FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2014

you're not a pimp...and for the record, i'm the best damn bartender out here.

i quit my last bartending job and had 3 bar owners call me trying to get me in their bar. my uncle was one of them...
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