What can Chuck Norris do?
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His tears are the cure for cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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he can point at a woman with his index finger, say "boo-ya" and she will instantly orgasm.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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chuck norris can go to hell, along with this thread!
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Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the lamb sprang back to life , in a confused state bit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck can taketh away.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot. |
Chuck Norris will soon be the new owner of ranger forums..http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/r...968/roflol.gif
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Chuck Who?
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oh ya walker Texas ranger there's a show that changed my life?
but miea people's (spelled her name wrong i think?) was the shizzz Nat for shizzle |
It is estimated that the energy released in the "Big Bang" is roughly equal to 1 CNrhK. (Chuck Norris round house Kick)
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Can't do infomertials.
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can't beat Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon.
its actually rumored that Chuck Norris was so badly beaten in Way of the Dragon by Bruce Lee that Chuck Norris was actually too afraid of the pain that would be inflicted by dieing in another movie; hence, Chuck Norris never died after Way of the Dragon |
chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
he can also strangle someone with a cordless phone |
Chuck Norris once round house kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying across the Pacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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what cant he do?
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His orgasm leaves an exit wound
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Shut the Front Door!
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Chuck Norris in fact counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris can hack into all our accounts and post about what Chuck Norris can do.
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Chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
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He can blow bubbles with beef jerky
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chuck norris can suck it.
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Chuck Norris uses barbed wire toilet paper!
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anywho, I can always just show the clip of chuck norris dying when he tries to roundhouse kick me in the face, its like kryptonite to him |
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Superman wears Chuck norris Pajamas
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Way back when little Chuck Norris was strolling through the forests during prehistoric times. While walking a T-Rex jumps out at him, immediately he round house kicks the T-Rex so hard that it released enough energy to caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.
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A man that was blind all of his life was granted sight just by the mention of Chuck Norris's name. Unfortunately, the first and last thing the man saw was a roundhouse by Chuck Norris, killing him instantly cause he bumped into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag. He potato sacks.
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When Walker Texas Ranger aired for the first time in High-Def, 650,000 women in the the mid-west had simultaneaus orgasms
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jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can swim thru land
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He can piss molten gold.
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chuck norris dosen't have to cut grass. he dares it to grow and it won't.
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Chuck Norris restarted the Mayan calender just in the nick of time, so we didn't all die in the end of the world 12,21,12
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He can gargle bread
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