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got this in an email... i chuckled

some funny lil' letters i got in an email. ENJOY!
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> Dear Noah,
> We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
> Sincerely,
> Unicorns
>
>
> Dear Twilight fans,
> Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumpingthrough them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
> Sincerely,
> Logic
>
>
> Dear Icebergs,
> Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
> Sincerely,
> The Titanic
>
>
> Dear J.K. Rowling,
> Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
> Sincerely,
> Anonymous
>
>
> Dear America,
> You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
> Sincerely,
> Canada
>
>
> Dear Yahoo,
> I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." - just saying...
> Sincerely,
> Google
>
>
> Dear 2010,
> So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
> Sincerely,
> 1985
>
>
> Dear Windshield Wipers,
> Can't touch this.
> Sincerely,
> That Little Triangle
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>
> Dear Rose,
> There was definitely room on that door for the both of us.
> Sincerely,
> Jack
> P.S. You let go.
>
>
> Dear girls who have been dumped,
> There are plenty of fish in the sea...Just kidding! They're all dead.
> Sincerely,
> BP
>
>
> Dear Saturn,
> I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
> Sincerely,
> God
>
>
> Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
> Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
> Sincerely,
> Stevie Wonder
>
>
> Dear Nickleback,
> That's enough.
> Sincerely,
> The World
>
>
> Dear Scissors,
> I feel your pain...no one wants to run with me either.
> Sincerely,
> Sarah Palin
>
>
> Dear Osama Bin Laden,
> Marco...
> Sincerely,
> United States
>
>
> Dear World of Warcraft,
> Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
> Sincerely,
> Parents Everywhere
>
>
> Dear Batman,
> What was your power again?
> Sincerely,
> Superman
>
>
> Dear Customers,
> Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
> Sincerely,
> Nail Salon Ladies
>
>
> Dear Global Warming,
> You're the best imaginary friend ever!
> Sincerely,
> Al Gore
>
>
> Dear Ugly People,
> You're welcome.
> Sincerely,
> Alcohol
>
>
> Dear Mr. Gump,
> WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
> Sincerely,
> Jenny
>
>
> Dear Katy Perry,
> I liked the kiss too.
> Sincerely,
> Justin Beiber
>
>
> Dear Haiti,
> Is it too early to ask what's shakin'?
> Sincerely,
> Seriously Going To Hell
>
>
> Dear World,
> Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
> Sincerely,
> The Mayans
>
>
> Dear Snooki,
> GET BACK TO WORK!
> Sincerely,
> Willy Wonka
>
>
> Dear White People,
> Don't you just hate immigrants?
> Sincerely,
> Native Americans
>
>
> Dear iPhone,
> Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
> Sincerely,
> Every iPhone User
>
>
> Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
> Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
> Sincerely,
> Terrified
>
>
> Dear Trash,
> At least you get picked up...
> Sincerely,
> The Girls of Jersey Shore
>
>
> Dear Man,
> It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
> Sincerely,
> Elephant
>
>
> Dear Dr. Phil,
> Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
> Sincerely,
> Dr. Pepper