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Jaybones 07-21-2016 04:16 PM

Indian kid name joke
 
So this young Indian brave goes to the tribe's elder, a medicine man, and asks
"Grandfather, how do people get their names?"
Medicine man says "Well, usually when they're born, their parents name them from the first thing they see."
Kid says "Oh, I guess that makes sense. I always wondered that."
Medicine man says "Happy to help. Do you have any other questions, Two Dogs Fucking?"

ranger024x4 07-21-2016 04:21 PM

Re: Indian kid name joke
 
Do people actually find this funny?

ford4thot 07-21-2016 04:23 PM

Re: Indian kid name joke
 
Did you make that up when you were 12?

TerrenceStuart 07-23-2016 02:35 PM

Re: Indian kid name joke
 
I heard that lame joke when I was around 8 years old (1975)

johnday 07-23-2016 02:47 PM

Re: Indian kid name joke
 
I just heard that a few years ago, it was slightly more detailed, but I laughed my ass off. In my case, the punch line was, "Why you ask, Two dogs fucking".
Call it juvenile, but my wife and I will say at times, "Why you ask", and let it go at that, with a smile at each other. We get some strange looks sometimes. LOL:D

Fordzilla80 07-23-2016 02:51 PM

Re: Indian kid name joke
 
http://i63.tinypic.com/2lng56u.jpg

guell 07-23-2016 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaybones (Post 2656662)
So this young Indian brave goes to the tribe's elder, a medicine man, and asks
"Grandfather, how do people get their names?"
Medicine man says "Well, usually when they're born, their parents name them from the first thing they see."
Kid says "Oh, I guess that makes sense. I always wondered that."
Medicine man says "Happy to help. Do you have any other questions, Two Dogs Fucking?"

Was this supposed to be a native American joke or an actual Indian joke?

Jaybones 07-31-2016 11:23 PM

Re: Indian kid name joke
 
Native American.

cowboybilly9mile 08-01-2016 04:11 PM

Re: Indian kid name joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaybones (Post 2656662)
So this young Indian brave goes to the tribe's elder, a medicine man, and asks
"Grandfather, how do people get their names?"
Medicine man says "Well, usually when they're born, their parents name them from the first thing they see."
Kid says "Oh, I guess that makes sense. I always wondered that."
Medicine man says "Happy to help. Do you have any other questions, Two Dogs Fucking?"

I'm old skool so I love good jokes (funny ones that is) of all kinds. But I do wonder, didn't your school, college or employer(s) subject/bore/torment you with minority/sensitivity/queerpeople education and training?

*I suggest you consider investing in these, they should provide you with some real, good 'ol fashioned diversity training and education. Back when we used to have fun with the subject here in America. :D

http://www.ebay.com/itm/6-LARRY-WILD...MAAOSwIjNXI-UY

johnday 08-01-2016 04:38 PM

Re: Indian kid name joke
 
^^^^^^^^^^^^^lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cowboybilly9mile 08-01-2016 04:45 PM

Re: Indian kid name joke
 
^^^^ There is the joke about the indian who had never been laid, goes to a whorehouse, get's denied service due to lack of experience, cures that, comes back and ends up beating the whores ass with a 2x4 (must check first for bees). Or the joke about how each feather in the indians headband = getting laid one time and the deer. And on go the good ones!

johnday 08-01-2016 05:15 PM

Re: Indian kid name joke
 
I remember the one about the bee hole.

Hey, do you know why us Scots wear kilts?
Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Yes, I'm Scottish. But still think it's funny, and in some circles, just could be true!LOL:D

cowboybilly9mile 08-01-2016 05:24 PM

Re: Indian kid name joke
 
You know not only who gets the new Cadillacs first and why, right? Something about the glovebox in a Caddy being the only automObile with one large enough to accommodating a single, large "munchie"........:rofl:

Jaybones 08-03-2016 08:25 PM

Re: Indian kid name joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cowboybilly9mile (Post 2660169)
...But I do wonder, didn't your school, college or employer(s) subject/bore/torment you with minority/sensitivity/queerpeople education and training?...

They tried, but if I can't laugh at someone else, who can I laugh at???

And for the haters here.

:eviltongue:

:aetsch:

:bootyshake:

guell 08-04-2016 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowboybilly9mile (Post 2660169)

I'm old skool so I love good jokes (funny ones that is) of all kinds. But I do wonder, didn't your school, college or employer(s) subject/bore/torment you with minority/sensitivity/queerpeople education and training?

*I suggest you consider investing in these, they should provide you with some real, good 'ol fashioned diversity training and education. Back when we used to have fun with the subject here in America. :D

http://www.ebay.com/itm/6-LARRY-WILD...MAAOSwIjNXI-UY

I enjoy all jokes, as long as they are good. The op's joke wasn't funny though


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