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Jaybones 02-22-2016 11:19 PM

2 blondes fishing
 
2 blondes rent a row boat and go fishing. They catch their limit of fish, every time the drop their line in the water they get a fish.

As they're getting ready to leave, the one blonde says "Hey, this is a great spot! We should come back here tomorrow, but how can we remember where we were?"

Other blonde says "No problem!" And takes her lipstick and marks a big X on the bottom of the boat.

First blonde says "You idiot, how are we going to make sure we get the same boat tomorrow?"

RB7 Ranger 03-02-2016 05:57 PM

Re: 2 blondes fishing
 
two blonds are looking for a way to cross a river they go in opposite directions, one finds a bridge and crosses and heads back in the other direction and see's her friend, and says " hey here I am," ...
the other says "How do I get to the other side"? the first girl looks up the river then down the river and then looks at her friend and says " You are on the other side".

Jaybones 03-02-2016 09:34 PM

Re: 2 blondes fishing
 
Good one!

Here's another one:

Its this rookie cops first day, and he's riding around in the squad car doing traffic patrol. His training officer says "You see that little red sports car that drove by?"

Rookie says "Yeah, with the blonde driving?"

Officer says "Yeah, that one. I want you to pull her over."

Rookie says "Why? She hasn't done anything..."

Officer says "Trust me, just do it. And when you walk up to the car, unzip your pants and pull you c0ck out."

Rookie says "Are you serious? I can't do that! I'd commit a crime for pulling her over without cause, and a crime for exposure. I'd lose my job and get arrested in the same day!"

Officer says "Trust me, son. I'm your training officer, I wouldn't steer you wrong."

So the rookie turns the lights on and pulls her over, walks up to the car and unzips his pants.

Blonde says "Not another breathalyzer!"

RB7 Ranger 03-03-2016 09:04 AM

Re: 2 blondes fishing
 
There was a blond speeding on the interstate while knitting a motor cop pulls up along side and motions her to pull over and, she continues to drive again the cop does the same but now he tells her to roll down the window, she rolls down the window and he yells and points "Pull over"!
she says " No! Turtle neck"


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