So i've figured it out..

edgeman4.0 · #1 03-22-2010, 07:17 PM

Alright, as most of you have probably noticed, alot of people have been rather rowdy on here lately. Myself included, yet not to a hazardous extent.
This being said, i've done some research and found the cause.

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Sand-filled vagina

Sand-filled vagina is a condition that mostly strikes internet users who are easily irritated. Researchers believe the cause of irritation is the almost toxic levels of sand found in the vagina. This is more specifically termed silicate vaginosis.

The infection is often chronic and severe, although often sufferers will find themselves with an acute, unexplained outbreak. Just where the silicate material comes from remains a mystery, as most silicate vaginosis sufferers are too elitist and self-hating to ever go to the beach.
Symptoms
A typical outbreak of SV can be diagnosed entirely due to the symptoms, which are mostly objectively observed by other internet users.

These symptoms may include any combination of the following:

Inexplicable irritation and moodiness, triggered by humorous or apparently innocuous communications from others.
Refusal to back down from arguments when clearly wrong.
Need to police internet users, particularly those who are younger or less politically correct. Note that in the worst cases, this may even extend to anyone whose sense of humor differs from the sufferer's at all.
Absolute conviction that it is one's duty to play condescending mother at all times.
Running away from arguments finally when butthurt, and the entire community has attacked.
Mysterious sandy deposits in the underwear.
A "beachy" smell coming from the vagina.
Oversensitivity to most kinds of stimulus, mostly those designed to provide lulz.
Need to label any bisexual women as "patriarchy panderers".
Absolute lack of logic.
Inability to argue with any form of rationality, reason, or evidence.
Repeated anecdotes used to express "fact".
Of course, the most obvious symptom is [sand in the vagina]
Misdiagnosis
Often sufferers of SV are misdiagnosed with other, similar conditions. These are most commonly:

Centipede filled vagina -- see Martine
Loose vagina syndrome
Bitter Withered Old **** Syndrome (BWOC-S)
Lupus erythematosus (when in doubt -- refer to the "House" rule: It's never Lupus.)
Forced celibacy
Smug ****ism

Important note: While it is possible for an SV-sufferer to have any or all of these conditions -- except Lupus: It's never Lupus! -- as comorbidity is frequent in the spectrum of ****-disorders, physicians should be careful to examine all the patient's symptoms for a careful diagnosis of SV. Failure to diagnose the infection will only result in further irritation.

Treatment
SV is difficult to treat. Attacks are often unpredictable, and part of the difficulty in treating it may come from patient's unwillingness to admit he or she has a problem. Often SV sufferers, after having their symptoms observed by outsiders, will become butthurt and run away, thus increasing the chances that the SV will become a chronic, lifelong problem.

Recent research has indicated that aggressive treatment is required to intervene in the progression of the disease, not just for the sake of the sufferer's comfort, but because SV can affect family members, friends, lovers, and most frequently, internet users.

Prescriptions for silicate vaginosis generally include a shovel to remove the silicate material out of the delicate vagina. A typical prescription looks like this:

As stated in the beginning of that writeup, often times this condition is seen running rampant across forums such as this one. This is an example of silicate vaginosis from earlier today:

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First of all you little punk bitch. Anytime you wanna meet someone I'd be more then happy to show you whats up. I gurantee you wont call me stupid to my mother fucking face bitch.

Second this is a forum where people come to chat about a general interest, in this case Ford Ranger's. I have a ranger I admire. I don't come here to post my experiencing to have some ass hole contribute nothing to my thread, but a waste of time. If you don't like something, then shut the hell up and go on. The mere fact you have to post simply shows you are a pussyless loser, with nothing better to do, and probably not even enough money to afford anything BUT a ford ranger, because obviously you don't have much of a job, and bagging groceries at your local sureway doesn't count.

Cops have nothing better to do, but pull people over for no reason. That was the general post informative, the guy wanted to discuss that. You on the other hand decided to run the guy down into the mud.

I won't go to another forum now. I'll stay right here and make sure you get to hear from me every time you make a sarcastic, rude, unintelligent post. Just because you're a dumb prick with no life, and I know that forum post will make you cry a little bit inside, and I also know you'd never have the balls to step up and meet me face to face. So I can smack your little sarcastic pussy ass back down. I bet you feel real special with a Avatar with this forum name on there. Makes you feel special, and look at how you contribute to the forum? By posting dumb idiotic unintelligent fucking post across the boards.. I've very rarely seen you provide anything or contribute to this board as anything other then a dumb flamer.

Now that you have all seen the effects of silicate vaginosis, you can properly notify your local physician. If you think that you, or anyone you know may have silicate vaginosis please seek a medical attention immediately.

DisturbedESV · #2 03-22-2010, 07:19 PM

Mines clean... I dunno about you guys... making me reconsider your proposal... haha

surfer03133 · #3 03-22-2010, 07:34 PM

This was unnecessary, and exactly the type of thing that escalates tension. The thread was locked for a reason, there is no need to go and open a new post to insult other members of the forum.

FireRanger · #4 03-22-2010, 07:36 PM

I think it was perfectly appropriate and the quote was merely an example, not reopening the debate.

BAMA BOY · #5 03-22-2010, 07:37 PM

yeah edgeman4.0 your real cool

DisturbedESV · #6 03-22-2010, 07:42 PM

What thread got locked? What'd I miss?

edgeman4.0 · #7 03-22-2010, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DisturbedESV

Mines clean... I dunno about you guys... making me reconsider your proposal... haha

yours was never in question marie.lol this thread: http://www.fordrangerforum.com/media...ld-can-do.html

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Originally Posted by FireRanger

I think it was perfectly appropriate and the quote was merely an example, not reopening the debate.

thank you.

Tom · #8 03-22-2010, 09:12 PM

When I originally skimmed this thread I thought nothing of it, especially since the OP pointed out that they are guilty of the condition being described as well. I was hoping this thread was going to basically be something like "This is just the internet, there is no need to insult or belittle people, and when things get heated just let them go."

Drew, now I see that wasn't your intention at all, but you are actually referring to one specific member, and one specific post of theirs. That's totally uncalled for. As mentioned above, the thread was closed for a reason and trying to restart an issue is unnecessary. I would like to remind you, the argument you were involved with started when you expressed disgust that another member "can't let it go." I suggest practicing what you preach, and just let it go. I'm going to give you a push in the right direction by locking this thread.

So to repeat myself, some advice for everyone... This is just the internet, there is no need to insult or belittle people, and when things get heated just let it go.

I'll leave everyone with this: