FRF Afterhours / BS Thread

[mikesturbo94]

That's crazy

[joldtown]

I'll send you a package of about 20 babies!

[smakes]

Originally Posted by joldtown

Just got off the phone with my daughter, her pet black widow's egg sac is spewing out babies. How many can I put ya'll down for?

your daughter has a pet black widow? wow.. dangerous much?

[joldtown]

Originally Posted by mikesturbo94

That's crazy

Nah, put them in a tall glass jar, they lack the hairs on their legs like most spiders and they can't climb slick surfaces.

[rangerhippie]

yea, i see them here and there but very few. i got all sorts of animals though but like i said the girlfriend would shit a brick.

[joldtown]

Believe it or not they're not really that poisonous to humans. Too little venom given in a bite to kill a person. If they bite you it will turn the skin necrotic if you don't treat it, but not really a killer. The brown recluse is worse, but still not a big ppl killer

[Ranger Sport]

Or they can wait till you sleep, crawl in your mouth and lay eggs or something.

Then one will come out of your stomach, oh wait that's aliens.

[joldtown]

Beth hates spiders of all kinds, she hit the roof when I brought it home. When we put the red wasp in the jar and the spider won the battle, the coolness factor kicked in and the spider sat on the coffee table by the couch from there on.

[rangerhippie]

i dont remember what spider it was (brown reculuse or black widow) but last year i got bit in the calf and it like ate away my skin and left this huge big nasty pussing hole. it was gross but at the same time kind of cool haha

[joldtown]

Originally Posted by Ranger Sport

Or they can wait till you sleep, crawl in your mouth and lay eggs or something.

Then one will come out of your stomach, oh wait that's aliens.

No, that's marriage.

[joldtown]

Originally Posted by rangerhippie

i dont remember what spider it was (brown reculuse or black widow) but last year i got bit in the calf and it like ate away my skin and left this huge big nasty pussing hole. it was gross but at the same time kind of cool haha

Probably a brown. They live in areas where ppl are more than widows. how long did it take ot heal?

[rangerhippie]

Originally Posted by Ranger Sport

Or they can wait till you sleep, crawl in your mouth and lay eggs or something.

Then one will come out of your stomach, oh wait that's aliens.

or like that crappy horror movie bloody mary where the girl dies because spiders laid eggs under her skin then they all started hatching and cralling out.

[rangerhippie]

Originally Posted by joldtown

Probably a brown. They live in areas where ppl are more than widows. how long did it take ot heal?

um i think it was like a month, it took a little while to get bad then it slowly got better

[Ranger Sport]

Originally Posted by joldtown

No, that's marriage.

haha

still.. poisonous bugs.. i prefer them squashed or even better, burnt

[joldtown]

Crazy. It's wild how the skin just dies and oozes after one bites you.