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Old 05-01-2010, 11:06 PM
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Don't even get me started with drinking, I got my first underage in march.
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:07 PM
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Nice. I got alcohol poisoning my senior year a week before graduating haha
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:08 PM
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I got so drunk the one night, I pissed on my buddy's computer twice..Apparently I pissed on it, watched his mom clean it up, and pissed on it again.
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:10 PM
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Every once in a while, people that ugly AND annoying come by and make me want to reconsider my prolife view.
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:13 PM
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I got so drunk the one night, I pissed on my buddy's computer twice..Apparently I pissed on it, watched his mom clean it up, and pissed on it again.
I took a dump in a bathtub that night.
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:18 PM
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Smakes got nominated for may totm lol good for Alan now to get nominated again this month so I can beat him lol
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:19 PM
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hahahaha wow...my worst was when i drank a shit load of captain morgan and i was laying in my buddys yard puking on myself basically. they left me out there for 2 hours until they dragged me in his basement and i slept on a pool raft
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:25 PM
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Smakes got nominated for may totm lol good for Alan now to get nominated again this month so I can beat him lol
Haha what a homo. No one nominates me causethey know I'll be a sweeping win haha
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:26 PM
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One night when we were in highschool, my buddies and I were partying at one of their houses. Sometimes through the night, one of my friends (Breck) took a shit on the floor, right beside the toilet. Like he was sitting on the pot, but not all the way. The next morning, another kid was found passed out in the bathroom with his pants around his ankles and lotion knocked over on the bathroom counter with a log less than 2 feet from his head. He got blamed for it and had to clean it up...not to mention that story came up everytime there were chicks at the house from then on.
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:27 PM
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hahahaha wow...my worst was when i drank a shit load of captain morgan and i was laying in my buddys yard puking on myself basically. they left me out there for 2 hours until they dragged me in his basement and i slept on a pool raft
I don't remember half of my drinking nights
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:43 PM
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Smakes got nominated for may totm lol good for Alan now to get nominated again this month so I can beat him lol
i wish i could get nominated, but io'm not cool enough
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:50 PM
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i wish i could get nominated, but io'm not cool enough
Is your truck too plain?
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:56 PM
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its clean, and simple
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:58 PM
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lol it's a "smokey" inside joke

I know you keep it mint
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:13 AM
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I came in (last night now) just thinking it was going to be a terrible night. But it has been the funniest night in a long time. First, this newly wed couple pulls up in a limo. The bride looked 15 and was wearing a shiny black and red dress that still showed her pale, bruised up legs. The groom looked 35 and was wearing blue jeans and a T-shirt. He looked like he wasnt all there. They were bragging about how they are going to Mexico for their honeymoon. Then they were upset that we didnt upgrade them to a suite since their daddy is a VIP diamond member. Just the way she acted, so quick to throw her daddy's name out there...I couldnt help but think how awesome it would be if she got caught up in the drug war down there.

Then the groom had to get rooms for the sisters of the bride, and those two tons of fun were trying to hit on me...fucking sickos. Luckily they got hungry and ran up to their rooms. (well, it was far from a run, but you know what I mean)

Then about 2:30am this lady called down and said she was sick. Said she had gotten sick and messed the bed. She asked if there was anyone that could come change the sheets.

I was like "uhhhh, I can change your room... I'm not cleaning up vomit sheets heh, and Im the only one here. But I dont want you to have to sleep in them and smell them all night either."
Then she said "Its not vomit. I got diarrhea in my sleep and my husband woke me up like what the hell are you doing? I cleanedup the bathtub but I cant clean the sheets, it even got on the comforter." I couldnt hit the mute button fast enough I busted up laughing.

Then this guy just came down to check out with like 5 plants...big plants. He was so pissed about something, and its just too hard to take a guy seriously when he is draped in vegitation.

Im glad I came in tonight
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