FRF Afterhours / BS Thread - Page 554

richarddhoward · #**8296** 04-27-2010, 01:04 AM

Aren't we a lively bunch. Anyone alive?

richarddhoward · #**8297** 04-27-2010, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by smakes

very limited at the moment, as im trying to stop

I'm trying to quit chewing, talk about a PITA!!! I'm sorry man lol Shane owes me some chew too the shithead

smakes · #**8298** 04-27-2010, 01:06 AM

gotta quit and get a fuckin job.

richarddhoward · #**8299** 04-27-2010, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by smakes

gotta quit and get a fuckin job.

HAHA welcome to the real world my friend. High school is the golden era of fucking off. As an adult you have to work for all the shit you had before lol. I'm jobless as of the 6th, but I have some contractor work I can do back home. But it's still not real work for me. It's a huge pay cut, and not what I am going to do permanantly

Smokey · #**8300** 04-27-2010, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by smakes

gotta quit and get a fuckin job.

A non-stoner Smakes? That would be wierd.

Goodluck quitting.

Coleosis · #**8301** 04-27-2010, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by smakes

gotta quit and get a fuckin job.

You always hear bullshit about how to pass a piss test. But the only way to cheat a piss test without spending an assload of money is an equate nasal spray bottle (comes in 2 sizes, get the bigger one) a good, clean friend, and being able to walk normally with a big nasal spray bottle filled with someone else's urine tucked up under your sack. (to keep it body temp)

smakes · #**8302** 04-27-2010, 01:37 AM

lol ill have to look into that.

Coleosis · #**8303** 04-27-2010, 01:47 AM

Its got me my last 3 jobs....I wouldnt dare try it on a P.O. because they like to look at your wiener...or at least mine did

But the equate brand because it has thin plastic that allows you to keep it body temp in between your legs...clean it out real good (the part that goes in your nose comes off) Ive always had my friend pee right before, so never had it in between my legs longer than 35min...test it out on an inhome kit, its pretty easy.

smakes · #**8304** 04-27-2010, 01:53 AM

sounds good. now to find the friend that is clean lol

Coleosis · #**8305** 04-27-2010, 01:55 AM

sucks for you man...everyone should know one person thats clean, and cool enough to piss in a nasal spray bottle on command.

richarddhoward · #**8306** 04-27-2010, 01:56 AM

Lol see I don't smoke. I don't have to think this crap up lol

Smokey · #**8307** 04-27-2010, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by richarddhoward

Lol see I don't smoke. I don't have to think this crap up lol

x2. Honest Employees FTW!!!

richarddhoward · #**8308** 04-27-2010, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Smokey

x2. Honest Employees FTW!!!

Makes life way easier lol

Coleosis · #**8309** 04-27-2010, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by richarddhoward

Lol see I don't smoke. I don't have to think this crap up lol

Keeps my mind occupied.

So I dont think of ways I can get away with murdering GM owners.

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Originally Posted by Smokey

x2. Honest Employees FTW!!!

If you're not cheating, you're not trying.

richarddhoward · #**8310** 04-27-2010, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Coleosis

Keeps my mind occupied.

So I dont think of ways I can get away with murdering GM owners.
If you're not cheating, you're not trying.

Good luck with that whole murder thing. You can't touch me anyway, I own a Ford, and besides that, I'll see you coming. Flatland FML