FRF Afterhours / BS Thread - Page 391

richarddhoward · #**5851** 04-10-2010, 03:10 AM

Zzzz

Coleosis · #**5852** 04-10-2010, 03:10 AM

So I met an awesome chick...Only weird thing is that she is 10 yrs older than me (im 24, she is 34) and she has a 14yr old son. She drives a 2002ish beetle. I havent seen her with makeup on and she is still better looking than the ex that drives a colbalt.

richarddhoward · #**5853** 04-10-2010, 03:12 AM

Buddies response to me threatening to hook a high voltage battery from a Prius to his nipples "Do it! I'd have a hard on like none other and I'd impregnate every girl from here to China! They'd all call me Daddy!!!"

richarddhoward · #**5854** 04-10-2010, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Coleosis

So I met an awesome chick...Only weird thing is that she is 10 yrs older than me (im 24, she is 34) and she has a 14yr old son. She drives a 2002ish beetle.

So you can teach her son how to pick up women by picking up his Mom and doing dirty things within his earshot, killing his mind lol

aaron_ariens · #**5855** 04-10-2010, 03:20 AM

Home. Finally. Fuck.

Coleosis · #**5856** 04-10-2010, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by richarddhoward

So you can teach her son how to pick up women by picking up his Mom and doing dirty things within his earshot, killing his mind lol

I plan on it...she is a freak, into the rough stuff. Should have taken the night off. If I had known she was going to call me at 1am begging me to come over and stay with her, I would have called in.

Ranger Sport · #**5857** 04-10-2010, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Coleosis

So I met an awesome chick...Only weird thing is that she is 10 yrs older than me (im 24, she is 34) and she has a 14yr old son. She drives a 2002ish beetle. I havent seen her with makeup on and she is still better looking than the ex that drives a colbalt.

Sell the beetle, buy a ranger and she'll be the perfect girl.

lol

Coleosis · #**5858** 04-10-2010, 03:26 AM

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Sell the beetle, buy a ranger and she'll be the perfect girl.

lol

lol nah, as long as it isnt a chevy, Im happy.

Ranger Sport · #**5859** 04-10-2010, 03:27 AM

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lol nah, as long as it isnt a chevy, Im happy.

yeah but if she's drunk, you're the one driving the....beetle

haha

richarddhoward · #**5860** 04-10-2010, 03:29 AM

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yeah but if she's drunk, you're the one driving the....beetle

haha

Aaron would dig it lol

Ranger Sport · #**5861** 04-10-2010, 03:30 AM

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Aaron would dig it lol

But i thought he was straight?

rofl

Coleosis · #**5862** 04-10-2010, 03:30 AM

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yeah but if she's drunk, you're the one driving the....beetle

haha

If we go out drinking, we are taking the ranger...She loves "how the bass vibrates my seat."

richarddhoward · #**5863** 04-10-2010, 03:36 AM

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If we go out drinking, we are taking the ranger...She loves "how the bass vibrates my seat."

How'd you meet this chick? And does she dress like a 17 year old that needs to fill her dick addiction?

richarddhoward · #**5864** 04-10-2010, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Ranger Sport

But i thought he was straight?

rofl

Lol makes you wonder....jp Aaron

Coleosis · #**5865** 04-10-2010, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by richarddhoward

How'd you meet this chick? And does she dress like a 17 year old that needs to fill her dick addiction?

LOL nope. I met her at a get together/cookout. She dresses respectfully and is a nurse

She said my truck had a deathproof vibe and we kinda hit it off.