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Old 11-10-2010, 07:38 PM
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Why is it that when you are in a shoe store and a employee asks you if you need help and you reply with "What do you have in a 14?" they look at you like you have a arm growing out of your ass
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:40 PM
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how are those pillows? I was thinking about getting one? Wow that sounds like an elderly conversation in the making!

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Why is it that when you are in a shoe store and a employee asks you if you need help and you reply with "What do you have in a 14?" they look at you like you have a arm growing out of your ass
probably cause you're a size 7 and they are puzzled lol
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:41 PM
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how are those pillows? I was thinking about getting one? Wow that sounds like an elderly conversation in the making!

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probably cause you're a size 7 and they are puzzled lol
nah, definetely a 14
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:42 PM
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Why is it that when you are in a shoe store and a employee asks you if you need help and you reply with "What do you have in a 14?" they look at you like you have a arm growing out of your ass
probably because you need to special order that shoe size and larger?
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how are those pillows? I was thinking about getting one? Wow that sounds like an elderly conversation in the making!
i love it. when i banged up my head, i stole my boyfriends pillow because it was the only pillow i could lay my head on without it killing me and making me scream. i gave it back to him when we broke up that bish was miiiiine.
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:48 PM
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i love it. when i banged up my head, i stole my boyfriends pillow because it was the only pillow i could lay my head on without it killing me and making me scream. i gave it back to him when we broke up that bish was miiiiine.
Yeah? I need to get one, I dont sleep that well and I feel like I buy a pillow atleast once a month. How is Fredo doin?
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:49 PM
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probably because you need to special order that shoe size and larger?
super shoes is a joke, cabela's was a joke. i needed hunting boots, size 14, with 800 grams or less of insulation

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Yeah? I need to get one, I dont sleep that well and I feel like I buy a pillow atleast once a month. How is Fredo doin?
ha! try sleeping on a metal futon every night
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:01 PM
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ha! try sleeping on a metal futon every night
I've been there and I'm not going back! Now I don't settle, I get what I want
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:03 PM
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ha! try sleeping on a metal futon every night
That's nothin. I sleep on a disinfected ex prison bed.
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:04 PM
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Now I don't settle, I get what I want
she sleeps fine on it, I sleep terrible. she likes the stiffer mattress, I like soft. i believe we need a sleep number



1700th post, Im out for the night. Have a wonderful evening

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I sleep on a disinfected ex prison bed.
how do you know my ex-girlfriend?
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:09 PM
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[quote=TurdFX4;240758]1700th post, Im out for the night. Have a wonderful evening[QUOTE]

Peace brother!

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That's nothin. I sleep on a disinfected ex prison bed.
Does it smell like sodomy?
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:10 PM
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Does it smell like sodomy?
Does it smell like burnt rubber and Vaseline?
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:13 PM
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how do you know my ex-girlfriend?
I got your sloppy seconds.

lol, j/k. I thought I was so cool getting a prison bed, but I hate the thing now. I need to replace it, but I never get around to it.

I can actually sleep better on a concrete floor than I can on a mattress. Weird.

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It's disinfected, all of that has been taken care of. I'm pretty sure it's from the 70's, so the sodomy should have worn off by now. It's been sanded down and repainted twice now, so there shouldn't be any sodomy/vaseline/condoms/prison b*tch left on it.

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Old 11-10-2010, 08:22 PM
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I got your sloppy seconds.

lol, j/k. I thought I was so cool getting a prison bed, but I hate the thing now. I need to replace it, but I never get around to it.

I can actually sleep better on a concrete floor than I can on a mattress. Weird.

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It's disinfected, all of that has been taken care of. I'm pretty sure it's from the 70's, so the sodomy should have worn off by now. It's been sanded down and repainted twice now, so there shouldn't be any sodomy/vaseline/condoms/prison b*tch left on it.
Do you suffer from nightmares of a big man named bubba?
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:23 PM
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Do you suffer from nightmares of a big man named bubba?
His name is Bertha thank you.

LOL! J/K.
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:24 PM
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I think its time to get a new bed...I'll pitch in to help eliminate the nightmares
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