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Old 03-09-2010, 02:41 AM
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Old 03-09-2010, 02:45 AM
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Approximately eight and a half minutes ago, I was standing on my patio and happened to look in the hedges below. What did I see? A cat, apparently sleeping soundly. This both intrigued and annoyed me. For you see, this same cat has been meowing constantly for the past several nights, keeping me awake.

"Now is the time for decisive and vengeful action," I said to myself.

I went to the refrigerator and retrieved an old container of mustard. I thought I'd squeeze some mustard on this bothersome cat and scare it away, if not forever, at least for the night. Well, suffice it to say I poured a very large quantity of mustard on this cat, and still it did not move.

I think the cat is dead. And now it's completely covered with mustard. I also think it's my neighbor's cat, and am somewhat troubled by what her reaction may be when she finds her black and white (and now yellow) beast in the morning. She's crazy. I often hear her, screaming at the top of her lungs, that Harry Truman is hiding in her closet, eating her winter's supply of bacon and jellybeans.
Did you try poking it? lol and are you high as well?
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I think Henry just shit himself
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Its kind of like that carnival game "Whack A Mole" but with guns! Haha
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Old 03-09-2010, 02:51 AM
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I assure you, I am most certainly not high! And I dare not poke this cat for fear of creating incriminating evidence. What if someone sees me? My crazy neighbor lady will be informed by this eye witness and I will be tied to the cat's death.

I can only hope that a buzzard will descend early in the morning and consume this highly, intensely flavored treat.
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Old 03-09-2010, 02:53 AM
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I assure you, I am most certainly not high! And I dare not poke this cat for fear of creating incriminating evidence. What if someone sees me? My crazy neighbor lady will be informed by this eye witness and I will be tied to the cat's death.

I can only hope that a buzzard will descend early in the morning and consume this highly, intensely flavored treat.
Lol firecrackers....
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I think Henry just shit himself
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Its kind of like that carnival game "Whack A Mole" but with guns! Haha
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Old 03-09-2010, 03:08 AM
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This is my worst fear come true. A true CATastrophe!! My parents shall disown me and my dream of becoming a semi-professional acrobat is GONE! Sweet Lord almighty, help me through these tribulations! Heal thine cat and wipe its back of that despicable condiment! I implore thee, oh God.
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Old 03-09-2010, 03:10 AM
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This is my worst fear come true. A true CATastrophe!! My parents shall disown me and my dream of becoming a semi-professional acrobat is GONE! Sweet Lord almighty, help me through these tribulations! Heal thine cat and wipe its back of that despicable condiment! I implore thee, oh God.
You're on drugs don't lie, I'm guessing a halucinagen
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Old 03-09-2010, 03:16 AM
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The Princess said unto the ogre, "Sir, your cat is covered in mustard."

The ogre blinked his pus-filled eyes and responded, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

Goodnight and sleep tight, drivers of rangers and silky dreamers of tomorrow.

PS. I am of sound mind and judgment.
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Old 03-09-2010, 03:27 AM
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The Princess said unto the ogre, "Sir, your cat is covered in mustard."

The ogre blinked his pus-filled eyes and responded, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

Goodnight and sleep tight, drivers of rangers and silky dreamers of tomorrow.

PS. I am of sound mind and judgment.
In an altered state of mind lol
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Old 03-09-2010, 07:47 PM
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Old 03-09-2010, 07:49 PM
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hey guys i just wanted to know if a 3.0 transmission is the same as a 2.9
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Old 03-09-2010, 07:52 PM
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Old 03-09-2010, 08:12 PM
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Old 03-09-2010, 09:31 PM
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Ah, nothing like a nice Jack n Pepsi to make you relax before sleepy time!
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Old 03-09-2010, 09:41 PM
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wish I could but I'm on painkillers since I had to get a tooth pulled today. Sucked

Nothing like spitting blood all day haha
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Old 03-09-2010, 09:42 PM
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Just down here watching Family Guy already dranked feeling good lol
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