FRF Watercooler / BS Thread VIII

[HIGH TECH REDNECK]

Originally Posted by djfllmn

got laid by a guy in my moms toyota minivan

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pic fail

front bumper undr the light

[TerrenceStuart]

I'd like to get a pic of myself for a dating site. I do not have any for the computer, and I currently do not have a way to take one.
a pic of me will help women see what a good looking guy i am! (I look like steve wilkos, but with wire rim glasses)

[djfllmn]

take the glasses off when you take the pic lol

[TerrenceStuart]

naa, i think I look good with them on. they have bronze colored rims and the "transitions" lenses, so they always have a slight tint to them, even indoors.

[pooleo]

Originally Posted by machine

I look like Kevin Malone, but with wire rim glasses

Terry! I found your picture!

[TerrenceStuart]

not even close.

[02RangerFX4]

Ok so I got some pics of the fireworks that we are gonna shoot off.

We got 100+ 2-4 shot mortars, 32,000 total firecrackers, some little stuff, and many many boxes of 20+ shot. One is a 750 shot Saturn missile. Anddd some 3inch shell packs.

Each one of those 16,000 firecracker rolls are about 2feet tall and weigh in around 40-50 lbs.

Also, I got some exploding' bin laden noggin. MIAHAHAH.

[pooleo]

Originally Posted by machine

not even close.

lol

[HIGH TECH REDNECK]

i want to mod but i aint got my truck

[TerrenceStuart]

fireworks are illegal, in Mn except sparklers other "toys"

[02RangerFX4]

Originally Posted by machine

fireworks are illegal, in Mn except sparklers other "toys"

That sucks, fireworks that leave the ground are illegal in NC. So I drive over to Tennessee's state line fireworks. I live in the middle of nowhere plus the cops in my town don't care.

[pooleo]

this year MI legalized fire works that get air born.

[TerrenceStuart]

MN legislation shot down the air born fireworks amendment.

[djfllmn]

im surprised PA hasnt done that yet

[TerrenceStuart]

come on... BS 9!