Be creative. I'll Start.

I'm so American, I measure my fuel efficiency in yards per ounce.

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Torch Red 2004 Ranger Edge 4x4, 4.0 SOHC w/5speed manual, R7-8.8 LS 4.10 diff

C.s.a!

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2008 F250 Super Duty KEM tuned

I'm so American,I own a Ford Ranger, and I measure MY fuel efficiency in gallons per mile.

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2000 XLT 4 Door Super Cab
4X4 with off road pkg. Harvest Gold
3.0/auto /4.10/ 8.8L/S / Full power everything mostly stock

Im so american, I have enough guns and ammo to start a small army, and im only 20 years old

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1997 ext cab STX 4.0L 4x4
3 inch body lift withwith BFG all terrain's
Kenwood headunit, kicker 6x8 speakers all around, and 2 12" rockford P3's with a 900 watt rms amp.
35w 8000k HID headlights
projector fogs with 8000k HID's
warn manual hubs

im soo american, i order 2 big mac at mcdonald and get at diet soda, because i think it keeps me from getting fat

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02 xlt, 4.0 SOHC, 4x4 off road, general grabbers at2, pioneer head unit, infinity speakers, rockford punch he 10" sub, kenwood 1000watt amp, uniden pro510XL cb radio, 3 foot big dog antenna.

I'm so american, the only people denying my freedom of speech are hiding behind a computer.

I'm so American, I have a social security number.

Illegal aliens got nothin on me.

I'm so American, I still say the pledge of allegiance and actively support the second amendment.

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97 White Ranger A.K.A. Last Caress

LOL

I'm so american, i know winning isn't about a sport and tiger blood isn't from a tiger.



Edit: And i miss Sheen on T&HM

I'm so American, because I was Born here

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2001 Ranger Edge 4x4 (sold)
2006 F150 Lariat 4x4 (sold)
2007 Explorer XLT (Destroyed by Deer on highway)
2014 Explorer XLT (inherited from parents)

im so american im 5'5 and 205 lbs. lmao

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Dave K
2011 Ford Ranger 4x4 Sport 4.0L "Dixie"
Rancho Suspension/Auto/3.73's/Pinstriped/Flowmaster SS Exhaust.

FUTURE: 3' Body Lift/32's/Windshield Visor/Brush Guard.

I'm so American, I carry guns in places Im not suppose too, drive an American truck and motorcycle and have tattoos saying I'm American Born and Bread!

And as my wife says...Drinks lots and lots of beer Made in America!!!! and WHISKEY TO, TOO, TWO!!!!

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BEER ME!!!!!
US ARMY 2004-PRESENT
CVMA 45-1 WISCONSIN
Combat Vets Motorcycle Association
http://45-1cvma.org
03 Super Duty w/7.3, 72 F250 w/390, 99 Ranger XLT Off Road 3.0, 5spd, 4x4, 06 H-D Ultra Classic, well kinda, it looks like a StreetGlide

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My Build Thread!!!

I'm so American, the only music i listen to is Country and old rock and roll!!!

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2000 Ford Ranger - 2.5l - AUTO - No mods to list yet
R.I.P. Jason Finn

im so american, if u break into my house at night, i will have no problem shooting you, and going right back to bed and sleeping like a baby. lol. idk if thats being american or not, but thats how i feel! lol

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits
the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
ya, i can be a dick, dont like it? put a bullet in ur brain
its hard to find good help
"i used to sell, i know pot math"- smakes