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Old 11-22-2009, 11:49 PM
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I decided to prank a gullible friend of mine by sending her a picture of a deer being dressed. Instead of the deer I sent a picture of a ton of blood on the garage floor with a story about my friend hitting a homeless man, dragging him home and disposing of him. Here is the convo from msn.

Jen says:
heyy
RTL says:
Howdy
Jen says:
please tell me that was not human blood in that picture
RTL says:
You didn't tell anybody did you?
I kind of thought I could trust you... right?
Jen says:
No I didn't tell anyone but what the hell???
I'm really hoping that any minute now you're going to say "hahaha I'm just kidding it was an elk" or something
RTL says:
It was literally some 50yo homeless guy... there wasen't much else he could do. He threw the guy into the bed of his truck and drove home.
Jen says:
you've got to be ****ting me
RTL says:
Can we forget I ever sent that to you?
Jen says:
oooooooooooooooooooooomg pleassssssssssssse tell me you're playing some sick joke on me
RTL says:
If I say that will we drop it?
Jen says:
you're serious? this really happened?
RTL says:
God damnit... I knew it was a mistake to send that to you.
Jen says:
Ryan do you realize that if he gets caught you will go to jail as an accessory
RTL says:
I only helped him drag the guy out of the truck... I didn't do any of the cutting.
Jen says:
that's still an accessory because you didn't call 911
RTL says:
Hes my friend, why would I turn him in!
Jen says:
you'll be an accessory if he gets caught.
what did you guys do with the pieces
RTL says:
Oh god I'm getting sick just thinking about nit
Jen says:
brb I need to go throw up
RTL says:
...
Jen says:
I'm back
RTL says:
Ok.
Really puke?
Jen says:
almost.
seriously. please tell me this is a sick joke.
RTL says:
The pieces went into the fridge, I left after that.
Is it wrong?
Jen says:
yes!!!
RTL says:
We should have left him there in the road.
Jen says:
should have called 911
RTL says:
Probably
I feel horrible
Jen says:
you should
RTL says:
That guy got cut into ****ing pieces...
Oh ****... that was horrible
Jen says:
yeah

At this point I'm sitting here laughing when my phone rings.

Its the fawking police department asking me about sending Jen pictures of blood on a concrete floor. The lady then begins to question me about a homeless guy being murdered while I'm laughing at her! I thought it was a joke. Turns out it wasn't and the lady on the phone didn't find my laughing funny. I calmly explained it was a deer and I was playing a prank on a friend. Thank God that was averted so easily, I don't need the police coming after me for a murder.

What kind of person turns there friend in for murder? Anyways this kept my Friday night interesting.

The pic I sent:
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Old 11-22-2009, 11:53 PM
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ROFL! horrible, sick, and just wrong, but ROFL!
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Old 11-22-2009, 11:57 PM
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mmmm blood stained floor
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Old 11-22-2009, 11:58 PM
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Lmfao
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Old 11-23-2009, 12:03 AM
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jason lives.lol
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Old 11-23-2009, 12:50 AM
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Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and lives... NEVER.



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Old 11-23-2009, 03:52 AM
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And you need better friends SuperliftedFX4, my friends would get me an aliby. Jp lol
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:17 AM
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Yea, I know. My other chick friend would most likely wind up in jail with me.
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:23 AM
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i cant believe your friend called 911 on you! some friend she is!
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Old 11-23-2009, 09:44 AM
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snitches is bitches...
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Old 11-23-2009, 12:08 PM
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My friends would go to jail with me too. Lol but we would all cover, not call the cops, and a joke like that though, we'd all know it was a joke. Lol No matter how hard you tried.
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Old 11-23-2009, 12:14 PM
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My friends would go to jail with me too. Lol but we would all cover, not call the cops, and a joke like that though, we'd all know it was a joke. Lol No matter how hard you tried.
Exactly, I was like, "WTF, why?" She thought I was serious..
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Old 11-23-2009, 12:18 PM
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Lol did she at least apologize?
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Old 11-23-2009, 12:35 PM
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Shes gunna tonight.
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Old 11-23-2009, 12:36 PM
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Balls DEEP!
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