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11-22-2009, 11:49 PM
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Sunday night story
I decided to prank a gullible friend of mine by sending her a picture of a deer being dressed. Instead of the deer I sent a picture of a ton of blood on the garage floor with a story about my friend hitting a homeless man, dragging him home and disposing of him. Here is the convo from msn.
Jen says: heyy RTL says: Howdy Jen says: please tell me that was not human blood in that picture RTL says: You didn't tell anybody did you? I kind of thought I could trust you... right? Jen says: No I didn't tell anyone but what the hell??? I'm really hoping that any minute now you're going to say "hahaha I'm just kidding it was an elk" or something RTL says: It was literally some 50yo homeless guy... there wasen't much else he could do. He threw the guy into the bed of his truck and drove home. Jen says: you've got to be ****ting me RTL says: Can we forget I ever sent that to you? Jen says: oooooooooooooooooooooomg pleassssssssssssse tell me you're playing some sick joke on me RTL says: If I say that will we drop it? Jen says: you're serious? this really happened? RTL says: God damnit... I knew it was a mistake to send that to you. Jen says: Ryan do you realize that if he gets caught you will go to jail as an accessory RTL says: I only helped him drag the guy out of the truck... I didn't do any of the cutting. Jen says: that's still an accessory because you didn't call 911 RTL says: Hes my friend, why would I turn him in! Jen says: you'll be an accessory if he gets caught. what did you guys do with the pieces RTL says: Oh god I'm getting sick just thinking about nit Jen says: brb I need to go throw up RTL says: ... Jen says: I'm back RTL says: Ok. Really puke? Jen says: almost. seriously. please tell me this is a sick joke. RTL says: The pieces went into the fridge, I left after that. Is it wrong? Jen says: yes!!! RTL says: We should have left him there in the road. Jen says: should have called 911 RTL says: Probably I feel horrible Jen says: you should RTL says: That guy got cut into ****ing pieces... Oh ****... that was horrible Jen says: yeah At this point I'm sitting here laughing when my phone rings. Its the fawking police department asking me about sending Jen pictures of blood on a concrete floor. The lady then begins to question me about a homeless guy being murdered while I'm laughing at her! I thought it was a joke. Turns out it wasn't and the lady on the phone didn't find my laughing funny. I calmly explained it was a deer and I was playing a prank on a friend. Thank God that was averted so easily, I don't need the police coming after me for a murder. What kind of person turns there friend in for murder? Anyways this kept my Friday night interesting. The pic I sent: 
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11-22-2009, 11:53 PM
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ROFL! horrible, sick, and just wrong, but ROFL!
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11-22-2009, 11:58 PM
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Lmfao
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11-23-2009, 12:50 AM
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Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and lives... NEVER.
GB
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11-23-2009, 03:52 AM
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 And you need better friends SuperliftedFX4, my friends would get me an aliby. Jp lol
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11-23-2009, 08:17 AM
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Yea, I know. My other chick friend would most likely wind up in jail with me.
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11-23-2009, 08:23 AM
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i cant believe your friend called 911 on you! some friend she is!
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11-23-2009, 09:44 AM
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snitches is bitches...
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11-23-2009, 12:08 PM
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My friends would go to jail with me too. Lol but we would all cover, not call the cops, and a joke like that though, we'd all know it was a joke. Lol No matter how hard you tried.
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11-23-2009, 12:14 PM
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11-23-2009, 12:18 PM
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Lol did she at least apologize?
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11-23-2009, 12:35 PM
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Shes gunna tonight.
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11-23-2009, 12:36 PM
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Balls DEEP!
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