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Old 07-30-2011, 02:17 AM
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Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .. .. . Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation. * Dig a moat the length of! the Mexican border. * Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees. * Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Think about this: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ....why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.

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Old 07-30-2011, 08:25 AM
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ROFL!!

definitely made my day!!
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Old 07-30-2011, 08:27 AM
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Old 07-30-2011, 08:32 AM
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excellent! lmao!
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Old 07-30-2011, 08:38 AM
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LOL you should run for president maybe some stuff would actually get done around here
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Old 07-30-2011, 08:55 AM
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Thanks for that!

How about the cost of running prisons -
Britain had it right - send the felony criminals to an island. Eat, drink and be merry or fight to the death, who cares? You blew it, you are never coming back.

What about the fat people who have bad knees and won't work -
or the ones who are so obese they drive those fuckin' scooters around -

Send them out into the woods to build and maintain trails and such.
No work = no food = lose weight = we will fix you
OR - work and eat = lose weight = no more health problems
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Old 07-30-2011, 08:59 AM
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^^ lol tough love sound like something my dad would say
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Old 07-30-2011, 09:05 AM
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This is full of WIN!
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Old 07-30-2011, 10:32 AM
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The solution is have them ALL take mandatory US History classes to see why this country was made, and what purpose it serves, for them ALL. Then, and only then, can they follow the proper procedures to become a legal citizen like all of our ancestors did.
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Old 07-30-2011, 11:25 AM
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^^ um if you could track them all down then why would you makem take a test?? just sendem back to their countries of origin
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Old 07-30-2011, 02:17 PM
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^^ um if you could track them all down then why would you makem take a test?? just send them back to their countries of origin
Because then that would give them a chance to become a citizen and a prouder one at that, if you sent them back to their country of origin, do you really think they would stay there?
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Old 07-30-2011, 02:26 PM
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lmao nice!!!!
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Old 07-30-2011, 02:26 PM
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The solution to the jobless rate?

Stick as many people as we can on the borders with fully loaded guns. Less money spent on education and health care for illegals, more money to pay border security guards. Make it so those who allow illegals into the country are sentenced to treason.
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Old 07-30-2011, 02:27 PM
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The solution to the jobless rate?

Stick as many people as we can on the borders with fully loaded guns. Less money spent on education and health care for illegals, more money to pay border security guards. Make it so those who allow illegals into the country are sentenced to treason.
Um... YES! Even better
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Old 07-30-2011, 02:32 PM
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Um... YES! Even better
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