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Old 07-26-2011, 01:14 PM
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I got titty action last night, just saying.
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:15 PM
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yee! just remember rule one if she starts crying give her a strawberry short cake and tell he to man up, sluts is sluts, and nothin more.
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:20 PM
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She loved it. But all girls do. haha
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:24 PM
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yee! just remember rule one if she starts crying give her a strawberry short cake and tell he to man up, sluts is sluts, and nothin more.
Huh?
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:25 PM
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yee! just remember rule one if she starts crying give her a strawberry short cake and tell he to man up, sluts is sluts, and nothin more.
you make it sound like strawberry short cakes are only for girls
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:26 PM
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you make it sound like strawberry short cakes are only for girls
x2 LOL
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:27 PM
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Huh?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

eric do you want a strawberry shortcake?
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:29 PM
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^^ not anymore...that explains alot lol
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:29 PM
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

eric do you want a strawberry shortcake?
Wow that is nasty.
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:30 PM
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lol why would anyone even pucnh the girl lol
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:30 PM
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Why would anyone punch there girl during sex thats just nasty o.O
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:31 PM
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Why would anyone punch there girl during sex thats just nasty o.O
ive been known to spank during sex
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:31 PM
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cause its not a girl, its a slut. muahahahahahahaha

oh eric no more ex by the way hahahahahaha long story.
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:33 PM
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ive been known to spank during sex
Spanking and punching the shit out of your girl is different
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:34 PM
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Spanking and punching the shit out of your girl is different
my gf will tell you otherwise lol
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