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Old 06-26-2011, 07:55 PM
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Well over the weekend I went to super walmart at exit 7. I was looking for some cleaning stuff, some sand paper and a few other things. Well I decided to check out the automotive section. These 2 old men were standing there shooting the breeze and I knocked off something on the bottom shelf. Being a nice guy that I am, I went to go and pick up the item I knocked off. Now keep in mind that I just ate a huge authentic mexican dinner about an hour earlier. Super walmart at exit 7 always stays packed. When I bent over to pick up what it was that I knocked off the shelf, I ripped the loudest and nastiest fart known to man right in front of everyone. Whew, you talk about embarrassing. It was more comical than anything else really.
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Old 06-26-2011, 09:14 PM
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LOL!! If I was there I would have just busted out laughing!!!
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Old 06-26-2011, 09:57 PM
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ive got a story that tops that by far. get ready, hope youre sittin down.



so it was back in jan, my famiy and i were in sf for my grandmas 82nd birthday. my mom, dad, grandfather, brother and i all went out for dinner. grandma loves her wine and drinks plenty of it, shes the funniest drunk youll ever meet. so we're goin up the elevator in the hotel with the 6 of us and one other lady. its all quiet and grandma just lets out the loudest fart you could imagine. but after its still freakin awkward silence. as soon as the lady gets out everyones on the floor laughin.
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Old 06-26-2011, 10:28 PM
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LOL!! If I was there I would have just busted out laughing!!!
Alot of people did. They also thought it was one of the 2 old men standing there shooting the breeze. Poor old mom just up and left but she knew I couldn't help it, because she had done the same thing in Kmart earlier. I should've went easy on the salsa.



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ive got a story that tops that by far. get ready, hope youre sittin down.



so it was back in jan, my famiy and i were in sf for my grandmas 82nd birthday. my mom, dad, grandfather, brother and i all went out for dinner. grandma loves her wine and drinks plenty of it, shes the funniest drunk youll ever meet. so we're goin up the elevator in the hotel with the 6 of us and one other lady. its all quiet and grandma just lets out the loudest fart you could imagine. but after its still freakin awkward silence. as soon as the lady gets out everyones on the floor laughin.
That's sounds about like something I'd do to get a laugh out of someone or to scare them away if they bother me, L.O.L.
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Old 06-27-2011, 09:54 AM
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Trumpeter!!! Nice
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Old 06-27-2011, 09:55 AM
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Old 06-27-2011, 09:56 AM
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lmfao!
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Old 06-27-2011, 09:57 AM
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Hahahaha
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Old 06-27-2011, 04:47 PM
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Ok. You went to WalMart in Bristol and was worried about a fart?!?!?!??!?!? I wld be worried about looking at a girl and getting something Comet and a Brillo pad wont take off.
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Old 06-27-2011, 04:55 PM
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You post alot of weird threads... i'm pretty sure you need a hobby.
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Old 06-27-2011, 04:58 PM
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You post alot of weird threads... i'm pretty sure you need a hobby.
i agree but i need a hobby to
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Old 06-27-2011, 05:45 PM
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Its WALMART!
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Tell them you want the video footage from the store cam so we can see it.
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Old 06-27-2011, 05:54 PM
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Hahahaha LMAO
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Old 06-27-2011, 05:55 PM
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Tell them you want the video footage from the store cam so we can see it.
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Old 06-27-2011, 06:03 PM
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HAHAHAHA THATS AWESOME! lol
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