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Old 05-31-2011, 08:23 PM
Christianguy Christianguy is offline
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That he Wanted a slurpee for the ride to
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Old 05-31-2011, 08:33 PM
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Main street, where he knew he could find himself a cheap
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Old 05-31-2011, 08:41 PM
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hooker
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Old 05-31-2011, 08:45 PM
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But then,
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Old 05-31-2011, 08:47 PM
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while i was undoing my pants, the button broke and hit her in the eye!
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A Gladiator does not fear death. He embraces it. Caresses it. Fucks it. Each time he enters the arena, he slips his c0ck in the mouth of the beast, and prays to thrust home before the jaws snap shut. - Oenomaus
Ball Joints/Upper A-Arms How To
Replace Door pin/bushing
Repair broken dome light tabs
VIDEO OHC Install

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Old 05-31-2011, 08:49 PM
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and she died
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Old 05-31-2011, 08:52 PM
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she quickly turned zombie and I GTFO!, but not before grabbing a quickie and snagging my cash
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A Gladiator does not fear death. He embraces it. Caresses it. Fucks it. Each time he enters the arena, he slips his c0ck in the mouth of the beast, and prays to thrust home before the jaws snap shut. - Oenomaus
Ball Joints/Upper A-Arms How To
Replace Door pin/bushing
Repair broken dome light tabs
VIDEO OHC Install
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Old 05-31-2011, 08:56 PM
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as i throw the hooker zombie out the 4th story window to get her out quickly
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Old 05-31-2011, 08:59 PM
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I hadn't realized I zipped up her panty hose in my zipper! I had to act quick and...
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A Gladiator does not fear death. He embraces it. Caresses it. Fucks it. Each time he enters the arena, he slips his c0ck in the mouth of the beast, and prays to thrust home before the jaws snap shut. - Oenomaus
Ball Joints/Upper A-Arms How To
Replace Door pin/bushing
Repair broken dome light tabs
VIDEO OHC Install

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Old 05-31-2011, 09:04 PM
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cut them with my pocket knife....
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Old 05-31-2011, 09:06 PM
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once i cut them off clinton came in and he said....
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Old 05-31-2011, 09:08 PM
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who stole the keys to my truck? Imma kill you!
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Old 05-31-2011, 09:11 PM
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I was in such shock about what had happend and being in fear from being mooseknuckled...I told him the hooker took them off my belt and she jumped out the window, Clinton quickly followed and again, I GTFO!
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Quote:
A Gladiator does not fear death. He embraces it. Caresses it. Fucks it. Each time he enters the arena, he slips his c0ck in the mouth of the beast, and prays to thrust home before the jaws snap shut. - Oenomaus
Ball Joints/Upper A-Arms How To
Replace Door pin/bushing
Repair broken dome light tabs
VIDEO OHC Install
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Old 05-31-2011, 09:12 PM
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once i got to my ranger, which is beside clinton's, he pops out of no where sayin "i got them"
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Mods: AEM Brute Force air intake, Throttle body spacer, dual exhaust, leveling kit, 3in body lift, 15x8 black pacer rims wrapped with 33x12.5xr15 Goodyear Wrangler Duratracs, Hella 500 offroad lights, cobra cb with wilson 1000 antenna, Sony head unit, 500 watt amp with 12inch sub.
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Baby steps.
I think we made good progress today.
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Old 05-31-2011, 09:14 PM
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_______BREAK_______

HA! Im dying laughing here, the wife just told me to STFU! hahahahhqa
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A Gladiator does not fear death. He embraces it. Caresses it. Fucks it. Each time he enters the arena, he slips his c0ck in the mouth of the beast, and prays to thrust home before the jaws snap shut. - Oenomaus
Ball Joints/Upper A-Arms How To
Replace Door pin/bushing
Repair broken dome light tabs
VIDEO OHC Install
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