haha i got this sent to me today
Check this out! My mind is blown haha.
"Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a samll town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire highschool graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actally drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've eveer taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have a repressed lust for one of my best friends too, she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You what's its like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend. Besides the one kid who I'm pretty sure I only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea"
Didn't see that comin did ya!