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Old 05-08-2011, 07:59 PM
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Default Pickup line FAIL!

When I was 30, I got divorced and got back out into the dating / pickup thing. It was a long time since I had done anything like that so I went out here and there with some friends and co-workers. Ever have one of those nervous times when ya felt like you couldnt put words together right? I had two of them and they were doozies!! I can laugh it off then and now so I figured I would share them!

1) Met a real cute girl, she actually approaches me when I am hanging out with my buddies. I like joking around, some people may not get my sense of humor though. In conversation, she asks me "What are you looking for in a girl?"

My reply: One that can take a punch........ FAIL!!

2) I like shorter girls, under like 5'5", ya know petite blah blah. Anyway getting to know a girl I met, I was talking on the phone with her. She asks me the question "What kind of girls do you like?"

My reply: I like little girls........... FAIL!!

So overall its funny to look back on but my god what those girls thought of me!! Feel free to share yours
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:00 PM
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hahaha.. that just made my day...
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:01 PM
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LOL thats too funny, sorry to hear about your divorce though
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:02 PM
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hahahahahahaha one that can take a punch bwaaaahahahahahahahaha
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:03 PM
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LOL thats too funny, sorry to hear about your divorce though
Thanks, I got over it though!
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:03 PM
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I was at a kegger once, and these two girls were wrestling around with a guy for a min. My drunk ass said "what do I have to do to get you two to wrestle with me" Crickets followed by one of them saying to the other "did you hear what he just said?"

I was out at a bar with my buddy and his aunt. She brought a smokin friend with her. We were listening to a Metallica cover band, and he was putting the mic out to the crowd to let people sing a few lyrics. I forget the song, but I felt that replacing the words with "fuck that pussy" would score me points. Yea, I went home alone that night.
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:05 PM
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Dude say this...


Between your theighs your cooter lies, which makes my pecker rise.


Boom, gone to her house, married in the next couple month, and then you have kids just like that before you know it with that quote...YOU WILL BE MADE IN THE SHADE!
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:05 PM
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I was at a kegger once, and these two girls were wrestling around with a guy for a min. My drunk ass said "what do I have to do to get you two to wrestle with me" Crickets followed by one of them saying to the other "did you hear what he just said?"

I was out at a bar with my buddy and his aunt. She brought a smokin friend with her. We were listening to a Metallica cover band, and he was putting the mic out to the crowd to let people sing a few lyrics. I forget the song, but I felt that replacing the words with "fuck that pussy" would score me points. Yea, I went home alone that night.
Thats funny man!!!
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:07 PM
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Here are a few good ones that I never used.

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Hey, wanna come over for some pizza and sex?
her reply would be no
your reply goes like this "you don't like pizza?"

Can I see your boobs?
NO
How about one?

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Ground up and in the freezer.
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:07 PM
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2) I like shorter girls, under like 5'5", ya know petite blah blah. Anyway getting to know a girl I met, I was talking on the phone with her. She asks me the question "What kind of girls do you like?"

My reply: I like little girls...........

her: CLICK disconnected.....................
more like it haha
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:09 PM
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i think my best one was i used to run a cable car at a ski resort, so i had to talk to the people, i start my speech after checking this cute girl out, and decided to go for it, after telling everyone all the information i was supposed to give em, i said and to the cute girl in the blue jacket i would love to meet you. she looked at me weird and walked out of the cable car, and some other old lady walked up in a blue jacket and started talking to me hahaha
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:10 PM
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i'm like a rubic's cube, the more you play with me the harder i get.
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:11 PM
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The second one made me LOL. nice ones!
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:11 PM
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This is not a fail its a win hahaha
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:15 PM
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if i called your body beautiful would you hold it against me?

do you live on a farm? because you sure know how to raise a ****!
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