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Old 07-21-2011, 10:41 PM
kansasboy91 kansasboy91 is offline
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Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

I heard that's how Clinton rolls every time... She gets slammed against the wall like it was a fire hose.

And maybe thinking back my comment doesn't really sound right...
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:46 PM
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but is it really worth it eric? to be man cardless and still get laid. i retain my man card AND get some.
considering how hot she is...ill have it baack in no time!

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then BOOOM and she'll be picking sticky shit off her ceiling.
that reminds me...eh story for another day
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Eric doesn't care he can't hear what she says anyways!

HAHAHAHA!!! i can see her face tho
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:48 PM
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^^^ If she's so hot prove it lol
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:53 PM
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not that i have anything to prove but here ya go





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dammit i forgot she made these small when she edited them

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Old 07-21-2011, 10:53 PM
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God this thread went so sexual so fast
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:54 PM
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Wow that was fast and One would have been sufficient, but nice!
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:55 PM
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Wow that was fast and One would have been sufficient, but nice!
photobucket links ftw haha

thanks man
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Old 07-23-2011, 06:28 PM
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You kids! what year were you born in?
'69 is divine!
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Old 12-09-2011, 04:08 PM
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Roses are red, violets are blue
I suck at poetry, show me your tits


...that rhymes, right?
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Old 12-09-2011, 06:59 PM
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roses are redish, violets are bluish, if it werent for christmas, we'd all be jewish
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Old 12-09-2011, 07:05 PM
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How do you like my mistletoe belt buckle?
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Old 12-09-2011, 09:17 PM
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Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

got this from Family Guy...walk up to some random chick and say "hey baby wanna look at some ______(insert your name here) penis" works never lol
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Old 02-27-2012, 07:37 AM
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Ok how long before this ends up in someone's signature?
how long til the fbi shows up at there doorstep
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Old 02-27-2012, 08:02 AM
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I may not be Fred flinstone but I can sure make your bed rock

Do you wash your pants with windex because I can sure see myself in them.

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put u and I together.

Sit and stare at your watch until a girl asks you about it, explain to her you watch can tell you the future. Then after she says how, tell its saying that she's not wearing panties. When she says "no" you tell her your watch must be ten minutes fast.

That's all I got
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Old 02-27-2012, 09:28 AM
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Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

i dated a red-head once, real pretty, she claimed she was irish.
so i asked her:
"so, you've got some irish in you right?"
proudly she said "my last name is Denny, it's an irish name"
i asked "would you like some more? my last name is McClure"

i never did get in those luscious panties after that.
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