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Old 07-21-2011, 01:00 AM
nicksranger01 nicksranger01 is offline
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Are you really in your 80's?
I'm gonna assume thats the year he was born
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Old 07-21-2011, 01:02 AM
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are you really in your 80's?

lol fail
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Old 07-21-2011, 09:04 AM
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Somedays I feel like I'm 86. The army can be kinda rough on a body, ya know? haha Yeah, 1986 not 86. How many 86 year olds drive around non-stock rangers. O_o How many 86 year olds know how to use a computer?
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Old 07-21-2011, 09:07 AM
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My grandpa is 82 or 83 I know its not 86 but he facebooks!
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Old 07-21-2011, 09:45 AM
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My grandpa is 82 or 83 I know its not 86 but he facebooks!
haha
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Old 07-21-2011, 09:48 AM
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I'll give you guys a hint. I allowed my high school to give me a diploma in 1993
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Old 07-21-2011, 09:51 AM
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I'll give you guys a hint. I allowed my high school to give me a diploma in 1993
Your 36 assuming you Graduated when you were 18.
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Old 07-21-2011, 09:44 PM
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I'll give you guys a hint. I allowed my high school to give me a diploma in 1993
So... you got your GED when you were 42?
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:02 PM
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You kids! what year were you born in?
1992!! but people think i am a lot older.
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:20 PM
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my gf doesnnt respond very often to the word fuck and neither do i lol how does everyone get away w that?
Pussywhipped; Man Card Revoked. You should pretty much only be responsive to that... tisk tisk
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:35 PM
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^^ haha, still get laid more than you
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:38 PM
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Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

but is it really worth it eric? to be man cardless and still get laid. i retain my man card AND get some.
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:38 PM
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^^ haha, still get laid more than you
Shut up! I'm just saving myself for the next women who will let me into her pants.
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:38 PM
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Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

Eric doesn't care he can't hear what she says anyways!
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:39 PM
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Shut up! I'm just saving myself for the next women who will let me into her pants.
then BOOOM and she'll be picking sticky shit off her ceiling.
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