Ford Ranger Forum - Forums for Ford Ranger enthusiasts!

Go Back   Ford Ranger Forum - Forums for Ford Ranger enthusiasts! > >
Forgot Password? Join Us!

Welcome to Ford Ranger Forum

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread

  #46  
Old 05-09-2011, 03:32 PM
HazardousRanger HazardousRanger is offline
Hazardous to Your Health!
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 9,995
Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

my gf doesnnt respond very often to the word fuck and neither do i lol how does everyone get away w that?

----------

shell talk dirty though
__________________
Ford Ranger Edge Supercab, 2004 3.0 Auto, 2WD, 4.10 Axle 31x10.5x15 BF Goodrich All Terrain T/A KO's


My Truck Is My Mountain Bike's Ride!

Class III hitch, Rhino Bedliner, Almost Maxed T-Bar Crank, Tuff Country Add A Leaf, Custom Low Anchor Points, OEM ('99) Tow Hooks, Pro Comp Offroad Lights , Mustang Dome Light, Clear Corners, Slim Toolbox, Blinker Mod,Cargo Brake Light Mod,Expo Lighted Visors, Ultra Silverstar heads/fogs, Fog/high mod, Reverse/switched lights, Bike Fork Mounts
Reply With Quote
  #47  
Old 05-09-2011, 03:33 PM
FireRanger FireRanger is offline
Blinded by the light
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 7,674
Send a message via AIM to FireRanger
Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

Quote:
Originally Posted by hazardousranger View Post
my gf doesnnt respond very often to the word fuck and neither do i lol how does everyone get away w that?

----------

shell talk dirty though
Like what? "Hey baby, lets fornicate!"
__________________
(Formerly)
FireRanger
2003 Edge 4.0 4wd

How to: Aux light wiring, relays, & fuses
Info: 300+ intake threads here on FRF
Info: HID Projectors
How To: NO HEAT Troubleshooting Guide
Reply With Quote
  #48  
Old 05-09-2011, 03:34 PM
DiabloBlanco DiabloBlanco is offline
Get Lifted.
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 6,402
Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

Lol!!!!!!!
__________________
YZ the way to be!
The Brotherhood!

Mods to come: Camburg entry 6.0 system. FiberwerkX Fenders and bedsides. Tube bumper.
R.I.P. Jeff Ashton. 1992-2011
Reply With Quote
  #49  
Old 05-09-2011, 03:34 PM
HazardousRanger HazardousRanger is offline
Hazardous to Your Health!
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 9,995
Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

HAHA!!!!!!!!! okay i deserve that lmao!
__________________
Ford Ranger Edge Supercab, 2004 3.0 Auto, 2WD, 4.10 Axle 31x10.5x15 BF Goodrich All Terrain T/A KO's


My Truck Is My Mountain Bike's Ride!

Class III hitch, Rhino Bedliner, Almost Maxed T-Bar Crank, Tuff Country Add A Leaf, Custom Low Anchor Points, OEM ('99) Tow Hooks, Pro Comp Offroad Lights , Mustang Dome Light, Clear Corners, Slim Toolbox, Blinker Mod,Cargo Brake Light Mod,Expo Lighted Visors, Ultra Silverstar heads/fogs, Fog/high mod, Reverse/switched lights, Bike Fork Mounts
Reply With Quote
  #50  
Old 05-09-2011, 04:57 PM
WildlandFirefighter WildlandFirefighter is offline
Blut und Ehre
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 394
Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

__________________
1979 Ford F150 4X4, 7.5L, C6, 38s Super Swampers TSL

1978 Ford Courier 4x4, 2.3L carbed, 5 spd manual, dry-rotted tires

1985 Ford Ranger 4x4, 2.3L FI, 5 spd manual, 29s Power Kings

1990 Ford Bronco 4x4, 4.9L, 5 spd manual, 31s Maxxis Bighorns

Last edited by WildlandFirefighter; 05-09-2011 at 07:23 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #51  
Old 05-10-2011, 03:13 AM
Rango88 Rango88 is offline
N/A
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 9,031
Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

Quote:
Originally Posted by FireRanger View Post
Like what? "Hey baby, lets fornicate!"

HAHAHAHa Win dude, total win!
Reply With Quote
  #52  
Old 07-18-2011, 09:41 PM
jacobxstanley jacobxstanley is offline
It's so cold in the D
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 1,080
Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Clinton View Post
My reply: One that can take a punch........ FAIL!!
i just pissed myself, lmfao
__________________
1992 Ranger XLT
2.3L 2wd 5spd
91 Mustang rear end, 373 L/S.
Quote:
Originally Posted by esrevnoc View Post
I'm trying to join Ranger Power Sports forum and they ask "What color is blue?" Anyone know how the heck to answer this question? Probably something silly but I'll be darned if I can figure it out.
Reply With Quote
  #53  
Old 07-19-2011, 06:20 PM
Maniac Maniac is offline
"Runnin' With the Devil"
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 1,365
Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rango88 View Post
HAHAHAHa Win dude, total win!
x2!!!
__________________
1988 Ford Ranger XLT 2.9v6 5 speed 4x4
3 inch body lift, 2 inch suspension
31" Grabbers on 15x8 white spokes
Toolbox and a load of other goodies
.
Lots of other toys too... (:
Reply With Quote
  #54  
Old 07-20-2011, 02:37 PM
Slacktrack Slacktrack is offline
My other ride is a tank.
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 10
Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

Some girl at a female friend's birthday dinner was sitting beside me. They had done one of those sex toy parties and she told me she had tried out this pheremone spray and that it was supposed to make guys want her. She then very clearly asked me if I wanted her. I told her I wanted my burger more. Yeah... I was hammered before the food even showed up. Great pickup line, epic fail on my part.
__________________
2011 Ford Ranger Sport FX4, 4.0L SOHC, 5spd man, 265/75 Destination A/Ts, K&N drop in, spray in bedliner, in-dash DVD player, MTX Audio Thunderdome door speakers, 10" MTX Audio Jackhammer sub w Alpine amp
Reply With Quote
  #55  
Old 07-20-2011, 03:05 PM
ranger101 ranger101 is offline
Ford Ranger Driver
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 2,571
Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

Pull a Nick Swardson and have her look at your watch.
__________________
2002 XLT 4X4
Auto 4.0L SOHC
8.8 w/ 4.10 L/S

Mods: Xcal 2, K&N Drop-In, Line-X, DSG Heads/Corners, 6000k Hi/Low HID's, 6K HID Fogs, Foglight Mod, Throttle Cable Mod, 6.5" Digital Designs, Rockford P400.4, 2 Sundown SA-15's, MB Quart DSC 2000.1d, Cranked T-Bars, 285/75/R16 Nitto Terra Grapplers
Reply With Quote
  #56  
Old 07-20-2011, 03:16 PM
Christianguy Christianguy is offline
TRUCK SOLD!
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 2,025
Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

Quote:
Originally Posted by ranger101 View Post
Pull a Nick Swardson and have her look at your watch.
Where would that watch be located? LOL
__________________
1999 Ford Ranger XL
Vulcan V6, K&N 33-2106 Filter, 3:73 Gears,
FRONT 3'' Susp Lift/REAR 3'' susp.+ 3" blocks,06 Mirrors
31"/10.5"-15" BFG on AR-172 Polished Rims,Smitybilt Console
95 Mustang Saleen Seats,Alternating Blinker MOD
Pioneer CD/iPod/GPS,6.5 Polk Audio/6.5 Sub-Woofers,
Stainless Bed Extender,Throttle and Dome Light MOD,
12" Tool Box,Billet Grille,NightShade Tint,Projector Headlamps
6000K H.I.D. so i can see at night! LOL


JESUS is LORD!
Reply With Quote
  #57  
Old 07-20-2011, 03:25 PM
Clinton Clinton is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 14,049
Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Slacktrack View Post
Some girl at a female friend's birthday dinner was sitting beside me. They had done one of those sex toy parties and she told me she had tried out this pheremone spray and that it was supposed to make guys want her. She then very clearly asked me if I wanted her. I told her I wanted my burger more. Yeah... I was hammered before the food even showed up. Great pickup line, epic fail on my part.
Lol...Thats awesome!
Reply With Quote
  #58  
Old 07-20-2011, 09:21 PM
IrideAHonda IrideAHonda is offline
Ford Ranger Owner
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 63
Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

All you say is....Hey wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Clinton View Post
I like little girls.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pasco08 View Post
Are you really in your 80's?
2000 Ford Ranger XLT
6Cyl 4.0
Extended Cab
Automatic Transmission
Stock
Reply With Quote
  #59  
Old 07-20-2011, 09:24 PM
99rangerguy 99rangerguy is offline
Sold out for a Focus
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 1,580
Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

^ lmao.
Reply With Quote
  #60  
Old 07-20-2011, 09:31 PM
Clinton Clinton is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 14,049
Default Re: Pickup line FAIL!

Quote:
Originally Posted by IrideAHonda View Post
All you say is....Hey wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
That is soooooo 80's lol
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
FAIL ALERT! FAIL ALERT! Skiing into a pond, result as expected FireRanger Off Topic 19 03-17-2011 03:32 AM
Fail! wyman00 General Ford Ranger Discussion 16 01-18-2011 04:49 PM
Funny fail! Clinton Laugh Factory 1 07-25-2010 02:28 AM
10 Minute Fail-a-thon TurdFX4 Laugh Factory 5 03-10-2010 03:11 PM
My epic fail STL Vehicle Snapshots 18 02-14-2010 04:15 AM