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Old 05-09-2011, 07:19 AM
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Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see lol

Seriously, I've had some good ones, and horrible ones. I was probably to drunk at the time to care...but sometimes it worked
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Old 05-09-2011, 07:53 AM
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I will admit i have tried several of these cheesy pickup lines at times of a drunken stuper. Suprisingly sometimes they work. Pancakes one is a good one. Its worked before lol. Its fun to think of cheesy crap to say and walk up to some random girl and just go for it haha.
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Old 05-09-2011, 08:17 AM
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this one works on co workers and friends or friends of friends worked every time for me and actually its how im with my girl now. its easy all you say is "you know I've always liked you but I've just been to shy to come up to you and i was kinda hoping you'd wanna go out for dinner" or something stupid like that. never had to go on more than one date before i was dating them. makes u look like a pussy for a minute but it works
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Old 05-09-2011, 12:57 PM
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wow. I could never say most of the "pick up" lines that were just posted. I'd feel odd saying them and I've always been an "sensitive" type guy. also, most of the women around here don't go for corny pick up lines. my friend met his wife by simply saying "hi, how are you tonight?"
there really is no need for a corny pick up line. In fact, if you have to use one, it really shows how immature and thoughtless you really are.

another guy i knew always felt he had to "brag" about his "size" and was always telling women about his "anaconda" well, word got out from a woman who went to bed with him, that his "anaconda" was really a garter snake.
I thought The use of ANY of them has got to be better than what Clinton used!
"I like little girls"

ALL pick-up lines are JOKES! HaHa
Funny...cuz I never used a pickup line with my wife Rebecca.
I shared these with her ,though!
We laughed!!!
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Old 05-09-2011, 12:59 PM
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I waited 2 yrs for my fiance to go out with me. She was with another guy for the 1st, and the 2nd year she was recovering from the break up so I was just honest and told her that I was in love with her for years and now we have been together almost 5yrs and I could't be happier no need for pickup line when its the real deal, but if youre looking for a quickie lol, I am not that guy to go to
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Old 05-09-2011, 01:01 PM
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

My love you you is like diharia, I just can't hold it in.

And amazingly, I'm not single.
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Old 05-09-2011, 01:04 PM
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

My love you you is like diharia, I just can't hold it in.

And amazingly, I'm not single.
ha lol i guess you live 2 lives: the couple life =mature or more so and the FRF life= I drive a Ranger so who the hell cares what other think bcause i drive a kick ass truck LOL
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Old 05-09-2011, 01:24 PM
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^ You sir, are very astute.
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Old 05-09-2011, 01:28 PM
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bwahaha how so? I guess I got it right?
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Old 05-09-2011, 01:55 PM
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Nice shoe's wanna F***
Awesome shirt, it'd look great on my floor

and the my winning pick up line: Hey, lets play the price is right, who's the next contestant, IT"S YOUR PANTS, BRING 'EM ON DOWN!!!!!!
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Old 05-09-2011, 02:26 PM
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bwahaha how so? I guess I got it right?
Right on the money budday. And Little Blue IS a bad-ass Ranger.

"I'm eating skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?"

^ That'll get ya nothin but a fat lip.
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Old 05-09-2011, 02:34 PM
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i was at a party and my current gf of 1 1/2 years put the pick up line on me..."its on like donkey kong" no joke.
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Old 05-09-2011, 03:17 PM
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I heard this one in the mall a few months back I LOL

guy:hey girl lemme get YO jersey
Girl: what?
Guy:YO name and YO number
Girl:Stfu and gtfo my face
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Me: hahahahahahahahahaha
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Old 05-09-2011, 03:28 PM
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right on the money budday. And little blue is a bad-ass ranger.

"i'm eating skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?"

^ that'll get ya nothin but a fat lip.
buying skittles and seeing my gf tmw!
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Old 05-09-2011, 03:28 PM
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"wanna grab a pizza and fuck"
"no"
"what? dont like pizza?"

yes. it work. WINNING.
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