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Old 05-08-2011, 08:17 PM
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The first thing not to say is "If you like crabs your going to love me"
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:21 PM
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So, how many licks does it take to get inside that blowpop?
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:26 PM
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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:28 PM
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The first thing not to say is "If you like crabs your going to love me"
LOL!!! Pre-op or post op?
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:32 PM
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i need a shed to stick my tool in.

you must be a speeding ticket bc you are fine.

girl you look better than mayonnaise oooooozzing out of a spam sandwich.
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:35 PM
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LOL!!! Pre-op or post op?
pre, then they walk away before you invite them to red lobster haha
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:35 PM
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pre, then they walk away before you invite them to red lobster haha
LOL!!! Red lobster!!!
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:45 PM
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I like little girls...
Ok how long before this ends up in someone's signature?
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:56 PM
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Ok how long before this ends up in someone's signature?
You bastard!!! LOL, You had to point that out!?
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Old 05-08-2011, 09:11 PM
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This would probably be a fail for must guys...but a buddy and I used the same line on friends one night, nice shoes wanna *uck?!
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Old 05-08-2011, 09:33 PM
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OK Clinton! One of these lines has to work for you!


How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so* can I buy you a drink?

Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.

So, would you smile for me?

Hi. I just wanted to say I think you are really pretty, and I’d like to buy you a drink.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me can I borrow your cell? it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in
love with you.

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.

If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

Oh, that’s why the sky is so gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.

I don’t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart.

I must be a snowflake because I’m falling for u.

Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

Hi. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!

I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

If I told you you had a beautiful*body, would you hold it against me?

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!

I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…

Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.

Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Then can I?

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.

Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?

Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.
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Old 05-08-2011, 09:44 PM
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Wow dude! Thanks, but I got married again a couple years ago lol. I used a killer line to land her though! I said my penis itched and I itched my sock.....WIN!
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Old 05-08-2011, 09:52 PM
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Oh! That great to hear!
In THAT case, share these with your wife and laugh together!
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Old 05-09-2011, 06:44 AM
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wow. I could never say most of the "pick up" lines that were just posted. I'd feel odd saying them and I've always been an "sensitive" type guy. also, most of the women around here don't go for corny pick up lines. my friend met his wife by simply saying "hi, how are you tonight?"
there really is no need for a corny pick up line. In fact, if you have to use one, it really shows how immature and thoughtless you really are.

another guy i knew always felt he had to "brag" about his "size" and was always telling women about his "anaconda" well, word got out from a woman who went to bed with him, that his "anaconda" was really a garter snake.
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Old 05-09-2011, 06:49 AM
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I like little girls........... FAIL!!


bwahahaha
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