lol ^

We get them trying to sell sea food, or steaks like every other week. As your outside, and walking to the door they would even yell at you saying "Hey, buy some sea food or steak. Half priced" It's annoying.

I'd be like, "Hey, purchase this medical bill which will contain buckshot wounds and stab wounds and also on special.......lost leg!"


If they knock on my door



Or I could not do that and be like, I have a shotgun, handgun, etc on sale....which one would you like to see get tested first?

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1979 Ford F150 4X4, 7.5L, C6, 38s Super Swampers TSL

1978 Ford Courier 4x4, 2.3L carbed, 5 spd manual, dry-rotted tires

1985 Ford Ranger 4x4, 2.3L FI, 5 spd manual, 29s Power Kings

1990 Ford Bronco 4x4, 4.9L, 5 spd manual, 31s Maxxis Bighorns

*like* lol. "i got an ar-15 with a red dot holographic site, armor piercing .223 rounds, with a 30 round mag. can you do me a favor and stand against that fence???" LMAO!

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits
the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
ya, i can be a dick, dont like it? put a bullet in ur brain
its hard to find good help
"i used to sell, i know pot math"- smakes

Also say...

Yeah, I haven't put the new scope in sight yet. So I need to put it in sight. Willyou help me?

Or

Can you hold this apple and stand 100 yds away...I'm going to shoot it. If you can do this for me I will buy what you are selling.




*as they walk and stand (if they got the balls) say


Yeah, it has been awhile since I've shot this thing. I'm pretty rusty. But who knows...I may have beginners luck.

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1979 Ford F150 4X4, 7.5L, C6, 38s Super Swampers TSL

1978 Ford Courier 4x4, 2.3L carbed, 5 spd manual, dry-rotted tires

1985 Ford Ranger 4x4, 2.3L FI, 5 spd manual, 29s Power Kings

1990 Ford Bronco 4x4, 4.9L, 5 spd manual, 31s Maxxis Bighorns

cheech & chong's "Nice Dreams" they drove around in a Herbs ice Cream truck selling Pot push up's

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2001 Ranger Edge 4x4 (sold)
2006 F150 Lariat 4x4 (sold)
2007 Explorer XLT (Destroyed by Deer on highway)
2014 Explorer XLT (inherited from parents)

I have never seen an ice-cream truck.

Seriously, only Ice-cream vans :[

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2003 Ford Ranger Regular Cab 2WD
Modified Air Intake , 17 Inch Wheels , Custom Interior, Custom Ford Emblems, Black Headlight Covers, Tinted Euro Tailights, Tinted Third Brake Light, Purple Underglow, Engine Dress Up (In progress), Air Box Mod Sony XPLod Subs/Amps, Aux Lights, Hand Made Grille Inserts, Playing Card Vinyl, LineX Bed Liner, Some undercoating (in progress), Dual Exhaust

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(Formerly)
FireRanger
2003 Edge 4.0 4wd

How to: Aux light wiring, relays, & fuses
Info: 300+ intake threads here on FRF
Info: HID Projectors
How To: NO HEAT Troubleshooting Guide

^ maybe his girlfriend, Candy is in prison?

LOL

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2001 Ranger Edge 4x4 (sold)
2006 F150 Lariat 4x4 (sold)
2007 Explorer XLT (Destroyed by Deer on highway)
2014 Explorer XLT (inherited from parents)

lol in prison for aiding in kidnapping kiddies probably

Wouldn't an ice cream truck have to follow health and safety standards?

If it is dirty and bad, why not send the health inspectors after them too.

We have Ice cream trucks here. Real ones. They play the circus music and you can hear it from 3 blocks away. Annoying as hell. When my wife and I hear it, we tell the kids it is time to go inside! They charge way too much for an ice cream bar.

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1992 Ford Ranger STX
-2" lift
-31" Treadwright Crawlers (yes I run retreads!)

paint "free candy" on the side of a van, get accused of being a pedophile.
paint "free Beer" on the side of a van, become local hero.

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2001 Ranger Edge 4x4 (sold)
2006 F150 Lariat 4x4 (sold)
2007 Explorer XLT (Destroyed by Deer on highway)
2014 Explorer XLT (inherited from parents)

I used to buy weed from the ice cream man, nbd.

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YZ the way to be!
The Brotherhood!

Mods to come: Camburg entry 6.0 system. FiberwerkX Fenders and bedsides. Tube bumper.
R.I.P. Jeff Ashton. 1992-2011

next haloween idea??? i think yes....

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits
the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
ya, i can be a dick, dont like it? put a bullet in ur brain
its hard to find good help
"i used to sell, i know pot math"- smakes

why wait till halloween, easter around the corner, dress up as a bunny and serve beers

cause its a strict rule in my family that we all get hammered on easter with out beer........ lmao

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits
the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
ya, i can be a dick, dont like it? put a bullet in ur brain
its hard to find good help
"i used to sell, i know pot math"- smakes