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Old 04-10-2011, 08:20 PM
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lol ^

We get them trying to sell sea food, or steaks like every other week. As your outside, and walking to the door they would even yell at you saying "Hey, buy some sea food or steak. Half priced" It's annoying.
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Old 04-10-2011, 08:36 PM
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I'd be like, "Hey, purchase this medical bill which will contain buckshot wounds and stab wounds and also on special.......lost leg!"


If they knock on my door



Or I could not do that and be like, I have a shotgun, handgun, etc on sale....which one would you like to see get tested first?
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Old 04-10-2011, 08:45 PM
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I'd be like, "Hey, purchase this medical bill which will contain buckshot wounds and stab wounds and also on special.......lost leg!"


If they knock on my door



Or I could not do that and be like, I have a shotgun, handgun, etc on sale....which one would you like to see get tested first?
*like* lol. "i got an ar-15 with a red dot holographic site, armor piercing .223 rounds, with a 30 round mag. can you do me a favor and stand against that fence???" LMAO!
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Old 04-10-2011, 08:55 PM
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*like* lol. "i got an ar-15 with a red dot holographic site, armor piercing .223 rounds, with a 30 round mag. can you do me a favor and stand against that fence???" LMAO!
Also say...

Yeah, I haven't put the new scope in sight yet. So I need to put it in sight. Willyou help me?

Or

Can you hold this apple and stand 100 yds away...I'm going to shoot it. If you can do this for me I will buy what you are selling.




*as they walk and stand (if they got the balls) say


Yeah, it has been awhile since I've shot this thing. I'm pretty rusty. But who knows...I may have beginners luck.
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Old 04-10-2011, 09:36 PM
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cheech & chong's "Nice Dreams" they drove around in a Herbs ice Cream truck selling Pot push up's
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Old 04-11-2011, 07:16 AM
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I have never seen an ice-cream truck.

Seriously, only Ice-cream vans :[
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Old 04-11-2011, 07:44 AM
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Old 04-11-2011, 08:36 AM
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^ maybe his girlfriend, Candy is in prison?

LOL
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Old 04-11-2011, 08:38 AM
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^ maybe his girlfriend, Candy is in prison?

LOL
lol in prison for aiding in kidnapping kiddies probably
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Old 04-11-2011, 09:53 AM
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Wouldn't an ice cream truck have to follow health and safety standards?

If it is dirty and bad, why not send the health inspectors after them too.

We have Ice cream trucks here. Real ones. They play the circus music and you can hear it from 3 blocks away. Annoying as hell. When my wife and I hear it, we tell the kids it is time to go inside! They charge way too much for an ice cream bar.
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Old 04-11-2011, 10:27 AM
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paint "free candy" on the side of a van, get accused of being a pedophile.
paint "free Beer" on the side of a van, become local hero.
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Old 04-11-2011, 10:38 AM
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I used to buy weed from the ice cream man, nbd.
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:53 PM
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paint "free candy" on the side of a van, get accused of being a pedophile.
paint "free Beer" on the side of a van, become local hero.


next haloween idea??? i think yes....
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:56 PM
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why wait till halloween, easter around the corner, dress up as a bunny and serve beers
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:58 PM
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why wait till halloween, easter around the corner, dress up as a bunny and serve beers
cause its a strict rule in my family that we all get hammered on easter with out beer........ lmao
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