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Old 04-07-2011, 05:01 PM
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Default How to stop an argument.

Today was pretty interesting....

This morning after getting to the yard, my boss handed me the computer to go over our route today, then I went and got everything ready in the truck. Ron (the driver) hops in and starts going over the route in the computer also.

My boss opens up the passenger door (which is where I was sitting, obviously) and starts to tell Ron that he didn't shut the computer down right last night and that it didn't save any of the information he had entered. Well, Ron said he shut it down fine, and then they started arguing, with me literally in the middle of it.

Well, last night I ate some home made tacos, and was feeling the affects of some delicious re fried beans this morning. After about a minute of them arguing, I decided to let out a huge fart that was extremely loud. Chris, my boss, stopped in mid sentence and was staring at me with the classic "WTF?" look, with Ron also staring at me. Then, the smell hit us all, and we all dove out of the truck laughing.

After that, the argument was over, and the rest of the day went smoothly. Well, maybe not really smooth since the taco's were really giving me some hell. With that said, I am going to go have some leftovers
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Old 04-07-2011, 05:04 PM
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now i want some tacos.
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Old 04-07-2011, 05:04 PM
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Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-07-2011, 05:05 PM
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now i want some tacos.
X2.

Awesome story though
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Old 04-07-2011, 05:07 PM
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Default Re: How to stop an argument.

hahaahahahahahaha! hilarious!
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Old 04-07-2011, 05:11 PM
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actually...It's better if it came from the Chimney instead of the basement!
MAN!!! You must have stunk up that work truck for life!
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Old 04-07-2011, 05:13 PM
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HAHAH
winning.
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Old 04-07-2011, 05:15 PM
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Man, i'm having a shity day and that just made me crack up
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Old 04-07-2011, 06:03 PM
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actually...It's better if it came from the Chimney instead of the basement!
MAN!!! You must have stunk up that work truck for life!
Nah, it already smells like Propane. I just added a whole new flavor.
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Old 04-07-2011, 06:05 PM
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Roflcoptor!
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:17 PM
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That was an awesome story lol
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:18 PM
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you need to go fart in that government thread haha
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:23 PM
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Or you can randomly say


I got a hard.





End of conversation.
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:33 PM
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Lawl!!!! That's hilarious!!!
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Old 04-07-2011, 10:20 PM
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Yup, nothing better to put an end to an argument than a good old ear rattlin' stinky fart.

It also helps clear out long lines at the checkout too.
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