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Old 04-07-2011, 11:21 PM
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Today was pretty interesting....

This morning after getting to the yard, my boss handed me the computer to go over our route today, then I went and got everything ready in the truck. Ron (the driver) hops in and starts going over the route in the computer also.

My boss opens up the passenger door (which is where I was sitting, obviously) and starts to tell Ron that he didn't shut the computer down right last night and that it didn't save any of the information he had entered. Well, Ron said he shut it down fine, and then they started arguing, with me literally in the middle of it.

Well, last night I ate some home made tacos, and was feeling the affects of some delicious re fried beans this morning. After about a minute of them arguing, I decided to let out a huge fart that was extremely loud. Chris, my boss, stopped in mid sentence and was staring at me with the classic "WTF?" look, with Ron also staring at me. Then, the smell hit us all, and we all dove out of the truck laughing.

After that, the argument was over, and the rest of the day went smoothly. Well, maybe not really smooth since the taco's were really giving me some hell. With that said, I am going to go have some leftovers
That sounds like something I would do. Of course if were to smoke weed and did that in congress, the first 4 rows would probably get the munchies.
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Old 04-08-2011, 02:05 AM
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Nothing better than a well placed fart! It's great to be a guy, huh?
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Old 04-08-2011, 03:35 AM
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It feels good to know you have that kind of power inside of you.
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Old 04-08-2011, 05:45 AM
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That's awesome. Now if only I were able to fart on command, I'd do that all the time.
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Old 04-08-2011, 01:14 PM
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I done this today in the post office. 2 old guys were having a conversation and I said excuse me several times but they wouldn't move. I couldn't check my mail so I ripped a nice juicy, wet, fragrant ,fudgy fart and the stinch alone would mutilate flowers. They moved then that's for sure. I hate it when old people don't move after you politely ask them to.
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Old 04-08-2011, 06:17 PM
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At my old job this guy would cut farts like it was nothing. It came down to my buddy out farting him. The guy learned his lesson. He left the area from then on.
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Old 04-08-2011, 08:55 PM
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Old 04-09-2011, 04:57 AM
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It's amazing how a fart can get rid of a problem, aint it?
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Old 04-09-2011, 07:06 PM
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My wife and I got into an elevated exchange when we went out tonight. I thought about using the magical Poo-Gas defense a few times but then I remembered that I had no idea about when and where to apply it effectively so I was forced to stick to objectivity and logic. I was so tempted though. But I didn't want to make a rookie mistake and abuse it.
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Old 04-09-2011, 07:14 PM
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you need to go fart in that government thread haha
No he needs to go fart in the white house. Maybe the Goverment will shut down for good.
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Old 04-09-2011, 10:27 PM
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No he needs to go fart in the white house. Maybe the Goverment will shut down for good.
Well at least it will stop them from stealing our money.
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