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Old 03-18-2011, 03:03 PM
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So last night me and wife went out drinking with my work buddies, being St. Patricks day 'n all. We went to a bar that I have been to once before and drank at. When I was there I seen a curtain with music going on behind it that I ignored.

Last night, we met them there and went behind the curtain to find it was strip club night. During happy hour, girls were topless pole dancing. Drinks went up and panties came off.

I started off shy and ended the night tipping and getting tits in my face while my wife watched (God, I love her). I drank too much, spent too much but had a ton of fun...

Curious, what was your first strip club experience like?
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:06 PM
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still havnt gone lol idk why just....havnt haha
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:25 PM
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All the strippers in my town either have stretch marks, abuse marks, drug faces, and/or are post-op transsexuals. No thanks.
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:27 PM
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Well, when I worked as one.....



JUST KIDDING!
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:29 PM
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gimme a few months (18 in may) and ill get back to ya.
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:40 PM
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still havnt gone lol idk why just....havnt haha
lol one word+=MARIA

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haha maybe as a bouncer MMA their asses
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:40 PM
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:40 PM
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Couldnt get into a club and went to a titty bar instead. I was super tired and just pissed so I just chilled back while my friends had fun. I was also DD.
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:47 PM
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lol, I am pretty sure Eric would come clean to Maria so she would know
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:56 PM
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first time for me was during the work day. Working as a roofer, it was raining in the morning and rained all day. We went to local strip club, it was terrible, all the women were in there 50's I swear! so then we headed east about 45 min to GR and went to sensations. It was a blast, I was 23-24, we drank and spent a lot of money. Turns out the one girl was a cousin of my buddies that was there! He went up there to give her some money but she ignored him, she did not come back out! hahahaha
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Old 03-18-2011, 04:04 PM
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first time for me was during the work day. Working as a roofer, it was raining in the morning and rained all day. We went to local strip club, it was terrible, all the women were in there 50's I swear! so then we headed east about 45 min to GR and went to sensations. It was a blast, I was 23-24, we drank and spent a lot of money. Turns out the one girl was a cousin of my buddies that was there! He went up there to give her some money but she ignored him, she did not come back out! hahahaha

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Old 03-18-2011, 04:18 PM
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hahah, murphys
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Old 03-18-2011, 04:22 PM
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lol maria brought up the idea of going wiht me once lol but we never went lol
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Old 03-18-2011, 04:25 PM
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lol eric, perhaps you could suggest to the stripper that you;re blind and you need to feel them before you pay . (i know you aren't blind, you are with maria )
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Old 03-18-2011, 04:26 PM
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HAHAHA thatd be hilarious
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