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Old 03-18-2011, 06:54 PM
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Yes I did. You better get back to Spanish Canada.

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Daum!, pluz dunt d-purt me to Mi-hico! LOL
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Old 03-18-2011, 08:36 PM
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I've never went, but a buddy of mine was telling me a story of his first time he went to one. He said that the girl grabbed his glasses off his face, folded them up, and inserted them multiple times into the baby maker, and then put them back on his face without cleaning them off. The way he tells the story and the faces he makes make it priceless.

The closest one to where I am is 120 miles away, and I'm not going to drive that far to watch mediocre looking women take their clothes off. I'd rather just go to a bar and watch mediocre looking women take their clothes off, lol.
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Old 03-18-2011, 08:47 PM
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I was less than impressed. They were nasty.
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Old 03-18-2011, 08:51 PM
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My first time at a strip club was on my 19th birthday, Halloween of 2001. We went up to Canada. It was a notoriously hardcore club, the girls were nude, and going down on each other. I couldn't take my eyes off of them, and pretty much had to be dragged out of there. As of now I have to say I don't like strip clubs, I refuse to spend money on girls to be horny with no release. I would rather get with my hot fiance for free.
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Old 03-18-2011, 08:53 PM
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First strip club was in Mexico. Fucking dirty. Never again though. Straight up nasty down there and there is absolutely no rules what so ever.
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Old 03-18-2011, 08:55 PM
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thats where i was, lollll
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Old 03-21-2011, 09:38 AM
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haha y first time was amazing, i had to wear a shirt that said i was under 21 but the dancers loved it, i had tits in my face all night long haha. One girl however smelled like an old rotten can of tuna if u catch my drift. All in all, it was badass.
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