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Old 03-15-2011, 07:09 PM
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Default Fun with ClearWire

Had some fun with ClearWire today while looking for internet...

Hello Tim. Please wait while we find a CLEAR specialist to help you.
All agents are currently busy. Please stand by.
An agent will be with you in a moment. Thank you for your patience.
The next available Agent will be with you in a moment.
You have been connected to Eva B..
Tim: Hi Eva! I'll be happy to help you today!
Eva B.: Awesome, that would be a change!
Eva B.: What will you be helping me with Tim?
Tim: I am going to help you help me!
Eva B.: Awesome. Best news I have heard all day!
Eva B.: What can you help me help you with today?
Eva B.: Okay, I am getting confused.... are you?
Tim: I'm looking for decent internet where I live but I live among some TALL trees
Eva B.:
Eva B.: One moment please...
Eva B.: Oh man.... we actually don't offer service in your area...
Tim: oh.
Tim: Do you have any recommendations?
Eva B.: Let me check something else...
Tim: I don't know how I am gonna get to look at porn and my ps3 if I don't have quick internet...
Eva B.: Yeah, that could be an issue.
Eva B.: I am sorry, we just do not cover that are. I could send you a modem, but it would not work.
Eva B.: Who are you currently using for TV service?
Tim: Directv
Tim: They Suck
Tim: I told the lady there that I
Tim: am faster than her
Eva B.: Oh, well we have a promotion with them that I cam sure you don't want to hear about them....
Tim: You do?
Tim: How can that be? They suck and you are awesomer than the lady there.
Eva B.: Yes, but for new customers only...
Tim: See that cuts me out. I've been with them too long
Tim: hmm... Well, Hopefully I made your day a bit brighter, something out of the ordinary.
Tim: My wife found my porn so I must go now. She can get cranky.
Tim:
Tim: Thanks Eva
Eva B.: You are hysterical! Have a great night.
Eva B.: Have a great day, and thank you for contacting Clear!!
Tim: Buh bye now.
Eva B.: Bye!
Thank you for visiting clear.com. You may now close this window.
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Old 03-15-2011, 07:12 PM
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Default Re: Fun with ClearWire

hahahaha niiiiiiice.
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Old 03-15-2011, 07:13 PM
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Default Re: Fun with ClearWire

HAHAHAHAAHAH. Holy shit I spit my drink out laughing. Brilliant!
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Old 03-15-2011, 07:15 PM
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Boo to clearwire. I remember they had a sales rep at Bestbuy one day. She was smokin hot. She was trying to get me to switch from RR. I told her what my download speeds were, and asked what hers were. She said CW is just as fast as RR. They had a demo comp setup, so I tested the DL speed using speedtest.net. The DL speeds were horrible in comparison. She didn't even know what to say. I love knowing more than sales people.
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Old 03-15-2011, 07:18 PM
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HHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a great laugh i needed that!!
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