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Tim: Hi Eva! I'll be happy to help you today!
Eva B.: Awesome, that would be a change!
Eva B.: What will you be helping me with Tim?
Tim: I am going to help you help me!
Eva B.: Awesome. Best news I have heard all day!
Eva B.: What can you help me help you with today?
Eva B.: Okay, I am getting confused.... are you?
Tim: I'm looking for decent internet where I live but I live among some TALL trees
Eva B.: One moment please...
Eva B.: Oh man.... we actually don't offer service in your area...
Tim: Do you have any recommendations?
Eva B.: Let me check something else...
Tim: I don't know how I am gonna get to look at porn and my ps3 if I don't have quick internet...
Eva B.: Yeah, that could be an issue.
Eva B.: I am sorry, we just do not cover that are. I could send you a modem, but it would not work.
Eva B.: Who are you currently using for TV service?
Tim: They Suck
Tim: I told the lady there that I
Tim: am faster than her
Eva B.: Oh, well we have a promotion with them that I cam sure you don't want to hear about them....
Tim: You do?
Tim: How can that be? They suck and you are awesomer than the lady there.
Eva B.: Yes, but for new customers only...
Tim: See that cuts me out. I've been with them too long
Tim: hmm... Well, Hopefully I made your day a bit brighter, something out of the ordinary.
Tim: My wife found my porn so I must go now. She can get cranky.
Tim: Thanks Eva
Eva B.: You are hysterical! Have a great night.
Eva B.: Have a great day, and thank you for contacting Clear!!
Tim: Buh bye now.
Eva B.: Bye!
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