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Old 02-10-2011, 07:29 PM
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So it's been forever since I have really hung out here. Hell, I can't say I've really "hung out" on this site since the Ranger has been broken since it's creation (really, it's been that long, lol). So naturally in the amount of time it's been since my last real activity things have changed in my life. I am starting a new career in the Commercial Driving field as a Propane guy (hence the Hank Hill reference) and so far it's been kinda hell.

First, the studying. Holy shit! I mean, I have read some retarded stuff before, but I have never had anything I've read put me to sleep like the CDL training booklet for Montana! It took me 2 months to get through it! Trust me, there was some major slacking off in that two months, lol.

Secondly the tests. I failed both my tanker and air brakes on the first try and all because the books answers and the tests answers don't match. They give you the answer the book tells you, and then the test says "Oh, well, you're a retard! I'm gonna have to mark that one as WRONG!". Then, at the end of the test it says "Please review your CDL training guide and come back tomorrow to retry!". After a review, guess what? I WAS RIGHT, BITCH! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER!

Next came the paperwork for said tests and some other things. Guess which government agency decided to go ahead and lose my shit? The DMV. Fuckers. They wanted me to retake the tests again, and I RAGED! I told them that if they couldn't find my junk, I was going to go ahead and do it myself! They tried to call my "bluff" until I jumped on one of their computers. Almost had the cops called on me, but I don't give a fuck! Stupid fucking government pieces of shit! The only nice one was the hot one behind the counter, and she was even a bitch!

Finally, I have to get my hazardous materials endorsement. Before I could even start, I needed my birth certificate number. So, I tore apart all my files, and could not find that fucking piece of shit... I mean paper. I looked everywhere, and just gave up after a while. So, I had to order one. Fifty one fucking dollars. It only took two days to get it, but that's just unbelievable. $19 alone to ship it.

Before I can take the test, I have to get fingerprinted, and fill out some more paper work. I also had to pay an $89.25 fee. Now, the fee I am not to worried about. The finger prints aren't that big of a deal either. The fact that I have to drive 230 fucking miles to get finger printed pisses me off! I could drive only 150, but my boss won't let me take a Wednesday off unless I am deathly ill or we have no deliveries, and even that's too fucking far! What's the place I am going to go get fingerprinted you ask? A fucking sheriffs department! What? You didn't catch that?

!!!!!A FUCKING SHERIFFS DEPARTMENT!!!!!

..........last time I checked, Flathead County also had one of those. And it was exactly 17.2 miles from my house in what is known as the "Earl Bennet" building. And from what I hear they also know how to fingerprint people!

So next Friday (hopefully) I am driving down to Butte (pronounced Beaut for those wondering why Montana has a town called Butt). To roll my fingers in ink. And then on a piece of paper. And fill out one more piece of paper with my signature and drivers license number. And then I drive home. Oh, did I mention they close at noon? And it's a 5 hours drive? And I am going to try to make my appointment at 8 so I can be back in town by 2 for a date? Yup, I'll be leaving here by 3 AM.

So, thanks big government for making your stupid ass legalities the biggest fucking hoolahoop to try to keep spinning around my big, fat, hairy white ass! I hope that my money that I've dumped into this has lined Obama's golfing trousers pockets. Hell, go ahead and crumple up those dollar bills and use them as golf balls, I don't give a fuck!

Suck it.

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Old 02-10-2011, 07:34 PM
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Old 02-10-2011, 07:36 PM
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I can dance like Flava Flav at 22 seconds, lol.
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Old 02-10-2011, 07:36 PM
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Default Re: I'm so pissed, it's hilarious!

damn, that all sucks to hear, but, LOfuckingL! it all sounds so comical hahaha
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Old 02-10-2011, 07:38 PM
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lol, damn man.
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Old 02-10-2011, 08:03 PM
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LOL...Suck it!! Thats an awesome ending!
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Old 02-11-2011, 06:00 AM
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great! your going to be hauling propane and other hazardous materials on the roads and your going to go into road rage.
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Old 02-11-2011, 06:11 AM
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Welcome to the world of realities . It only gets better . Thats the gov for you , but I would agree with them to do this stuff so they can track who drives a truck with all kinds of Hazardous stuff . The procedure to get your cdl is what can be a bear sometimes . In Mass its the same way but I think its much more expensive ...
After all is said and done , try not to get upset as your are driving a propane truck !!

Congrats and best of luck !
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Old 02-11-2011, 07:32 AM
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And that's just a state government operation. You should see how the federal government operates. You'd off yourself.
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Old 02-11-2011, 10:19 AM
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And that's just a state government operation. You should see how the federal government operates. You'd off yourself.
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Old 02-11-2011, 08:18 PM
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I can dance like Flava Flav at 22 seconds, lol.
Totally should have done that at the bar.... lol
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Old 02-11-2011, 09:29 PM
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Totally should have done that at the bar.... lol
Hahaha, should have done a lot of things at the bar. I still tell people about the Bat out of Hell.
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Old 02-11-2011, 11:16 PM
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I lol'd/
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Old 02-11-2011, 11:19 PM
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Hahaha, should have done a lot of things at the bar. I still tell people about the Bat out of Hell.
Drew's a little jealous about that adventure... lol... and I still have the scotch tape sitting next to my computer!! lol
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Old 02-12-2011, 01:22 AM
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Hey at least in Montana you dont have outrageously long DMV lines... i miss just being able to walk up and get what i need done. Here i waited 2 1/2 hours in a line just so i could get a ID card... fucking stupid
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