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Old 01-20-2011, 11:34 AM
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So on my way to work yesterday i ran into a coworker on the highway. He always thinks he big and bad with his little modded up honda so he tried to go around me and cut me off. Well im always up for a challenge and punched it. We met up with an 18 wheeler and he ended up cutting in behind me . We take a turn and now were on this 2 lane road that only has a 55 speed limit. He ends up following me all the way till our next turn on this mile long lane with warehouses on either side. Perfect racing spot i might add. Well theres a keebler semi in front of me so im in no rush. But this retard decides he wants to try to cut me off again. So i do the exact same thing and punch it. Well our turn comes up pretty quick so instead of falling back behind me and the semi he decides to go around the front of the semi, cutting him off and hits our very steep entrance at like 45.. catching like a foot of air and almost ending up in the flower bed. Well i pulled into my spot and him into his and i look over and hes got coolant going everywhere. I just started laughing as he was kicking his car and swearing up a storm. He got even more pissed when i told him i had a trailer at home and that id tow him home for 20 bucks...
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Old 01-20-2011, 11:37 AM
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Thats pretty dangerous. I think you both should be glad it was only a damaged car that came out of it. If something had happened to him you would be held accountable as well. Be careful out there
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Old 01-20-2011, 11:40 AM
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i really never went over the speed limit. The truckers out here have a lower speed limit so everytime we would run into one id have to slow down
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Old 01-20-2011, 11:48 AM
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Even so, if someone tries passing you like that, even friendly messing around you shouldn't be punching it ESPECIALLY when there is an innocent third party such as that tractor trailer. If your co-worker wiped out in front of that truck, that truck veers off to avoid a collision and hits a tree or an oncoming car, its just a complete mess. I have seen it many times and its not too funny then. I dont want to sound like a preacher, I've done stupid thing in my younger years, just be careful.
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Old 01-20-2011, 11:53 AM
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Alright...
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Old 01-20-2011, 01:21 PM
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Poopy McPoopypants threadhack! lulz



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Old 01-20-2011, 01:28 PM
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Old 01-21-2011, 10:41 AM
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Thats pretty dangerous. I think you both should be glad it was only a damaged car that came out of it. If something had happened to him you would be held accountable as well. Be careful out there
X2 That whole story had the makings of a bad ending for someone.
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Old 01-21-2011, 11:10 AM
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Thats funny man. I bet he shit a brick when you said you would tow him home lol.
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Old 01-21-2011, 01:53 PM
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Looks like he got some serious road rage.
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Old 01-22-2011, 04:50 AM
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Shoulda told him to get his cracked radiator quoted at a shop and you would undercut them by $20 if he wanted to save some cash for underglow neons and NOS decals.
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Old 01-28-2011, 11:08 AM
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X2 That whole story had the makings of a bad ending for someone.
x3... however considering no one got hurt. Id be pissing myself lauging in the parking lot if it was me.
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Old 01-28-2011, 11:49 AM
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edit... his ass got wrote up for hauling into the parking lot like that... no one knew it tell they wrote him up that there is a camera aimed at the entrance..
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Old 01-28-2011, 12:13 PM
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Yes! FTMFW!!! HONDA DEATH!!!
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Old 01-28-2011, 12:15 PM
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cost him 450 to fix all the damage he did..
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