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Old 01-14-2011, 02:15 PM
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I woke up this morning to a couple of eggs smashed on my truck, so i broke out the hose and washed my truck... I think I know who it was, some kid who graduated in my grade that isn't doing anything with his life, I live on a big culda-sack (however you spell it) and I saw him drive by my house with a friend real slow last night when i was grabbing the change out of my truck. We have never gotten along well and I need some advice on how to retaliate. I know some of you will tell me to not do anything and be the bigger person, but this kid is a douche (sorry).. Always doing stuff to our house like taking light bulbs during christmas and egging and stuff like that..

Does anyone have any advice on how i should retaliate? I mean I would like to find something creative to do to his car maybe? I don't know...

What do you guys think?
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Old 01-14-2011, 02:21 PM
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um, call the cops and make a police report, set up a trail camera by the road to get a plate number or vehicle description if it happens again. i dont suggest retaliating because at that point you are no better then him. the old adage still holds true that two wrongs dont make a right.
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Old 01-14-2011, 02:23 PM
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game camera.

and if youre in the mood, a bag of flaming dog shit.
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Old 01-14-2011, 02:25 PM
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Watch a Bruce Lee movie and then improvise!
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Old 01-14-2011, 02:28 PM
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trail cam sounds like a good idea,
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Old 01-14-2011, 02:32 PM
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You have multiple choices here, none of which I condone, but they can be said none the less... But I like the camera idea.

1)Put his car on cinderblocks, takes a little time, lot of muscle and have to be real ninja like as to not get caught. Just hide the tires in the bushes somewhere where he can find them a few days later.
2)Find a way to get into his car, fill it full of packing peanuts, elegant yet simple. and a fucking bitch to clean.
3)Idk how good with tools you are, but if his car is a auto or manual (guess it doesn't matter) dissengauge the trans, push the car to a new spot. Move it once a week or so, or once every two weeks. He'll be playing the whole "dude where's my car?" in his head.
4)It's an oldie, but a goodie. Sarran-wrap or shrink wrap. make sure you have enough so that it can't just be pulled apart or cut "easily" with a knife.
5)Pull one right from the movies... The Punisher to be exact. Find a firehydrant, place it by his car, he gets a ticket. move the firehydrant. (idk how easy that would be to pull off)
6)Deflate the tires. Notice I didn't say slash, just deflate. Not really all that bad, just more of an inconvience.
7)A personal favorite. Buy about 5000-7500 post-it notes. then proceed to cover vehicle till satisfied. do it on a night right before it rains.. makes them stick more and will stay on longer.
8)Put grease under the door handles. Priceless.
9)Put grease under the windshield wipers, so when they move, will spread like jelly on a piece of bread.
10)google for ideas... this is all I can think of at this time.
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Old 01-14-2011, 02:38 PM
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if you really wanna get back at them, flour is great. It gets in the air vents it doesn't come out and when it gets wet your fucked. That or cement, before it rains...
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Old 01-14-2011, 02:39 PM
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Watch a Bruce Lee movie and then improvise!
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if you really wanna get back at them, flour is great. It gets in the air vents it doesn't come out and when it gets wet your fucked. That or cement, before it rains...
oh, you're evil... but I like it!
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Old 01-14-2011, 02:52 PM
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oh, you're evil... but I like it!
It's my specialty being a female and all seems to be what we're good at haha jk 
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Old 01-14-2011, 02:56 PM
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It's my specialty being a female and all seems to be what we're good at haha jk 
I mean, I'm pretty sure you've got that right... Some of those ideas I put of there came from girls and things they've done to ex's and shit. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
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Old 01-14-2011, 03:18 PM
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I say set up a vid cam all night. Nothing better than catching someone in the act...then turn in to police....or blackmail, whichever.
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Old 01-14-2011, 03:21 PM
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um, call the cops and make a police report, set up a trail camera by the road to get a plate number or vehicle description if it happens again. i dont suggest retaliating because at that point you are no better then him. the old adage still holds true that two wrongs dont make a right.
Strongly agree, make a police report. If you retaliate, the situation escalates and worse things happen. Also when it comes to a situation like that, people get a rise from your response, so you dont show a response, they have nothing left to do. If they do attempt something else, hopefully the police will catch them after you make the report. What they did to your vehicle, and you doing something in retaliation are deemed a criminal offense in some states which leads to criminal court, fines, community services and also civil law suits.
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Old 01-14-2011, 03:24 PM
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Realistically, set up a camera.

However the kid in me says do this:

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7)A personal favorite. Buy about 5000-7500 post-it notes. then proceed to cover vehicle till satisfied. do it on a night right before it rains.. makes them stick more and will stay on longer.
If you want him to know who it was, write "egg" on a few or all of the post-it notes.
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Old 01-14-2011, 03:24 PM
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hahaha I love it! talk about dedication!^^^^ egg... freakin genious shaun
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Old 01-14-2011, 03:25 PM
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I agree with all above, hope it works out!

where in socal do you live?
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