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Old 02-18-2011, 10:46 PM
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Pour vegetable oil on his muffler. It will burn and smell horrible.
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Old 02-19-2011, 09:37 AM
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Get a quart of used gear oil (the 80 or 90 weight stuff for rear axles) and stick that in his car. That stuff almost made we throw up the first time I smelled it.
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Old 02-19-2011, 12:18 PM
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You have multiple choices here, none of which I condone, but they can be said none the less... But I like the camera idea.

1)Put his car on cinderblocks, takes a little time, lot of muscle and have to be real ninja like as to not get caught. Just hide the tires in the bushes somewhere where he can find them a few days later.
2)Find a way to get into his car, fill it full of packing peanuts, elegant yet simple. and a fucking bitch to clean.
3)Idk how good with tools you are, but if his car is a auto or manual (guess it doesn't matter) dissengauge the trans, push the car to a new spot. Move it once a week or so, or once every two weeks. He'll be playing the whole "dude where's my car?" in his head.
4)It's an oldie, but a goodie. Sarran-wrap or shrink wrap. make sure you have enough so that it can't just be pulled apart or cut "easily" with a knife.
5)Pull one right from the movies... The Punisher to be exact. Find a firehydrant, place it by his car, he gets a ticket. move the firehydrant. (idk how easy that would be to pull off)
6)Deflate the tires. Notice I didn't say slash, just deflate. Not really all that bad, just more of an inconvience.
7)A personal favorite. Buy about 5000-7500 post-it notes. then proceed to cover vehicle till satisfied. do it on a night right before it rains.. makes them stick more and will stay on longer.
8)Put grease under the door handles. Priceless.
9)Put grease under the windshield wipers, so when they move, will spread like jelly on a piece of bread.
10)google for ideas... this is all I can think of at this time.
fill fuel filler neck of gas tank with expanding foam, make sure nozzle under fill flap. A little goes a long way and won't find it until needs fuel and then it's too late. don't ask me how I know but it works great.
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Old 02-19-2011, 11:16 PM
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um, call the cops and make a police report, set up a trail camera by the road to get a plate number or vehicle description if it happens again. i dont suggest retaliating because at that point you are no better then him. the old adage still holds true that two wrongs dont make a right.
I agree. You don't want to retaliate and possibly get caught and face jail time, fines, embarassment, etc. That can cause problems with getting future jobs and shows that you are on the same level as him. I would file a police report because egging is a crime -- destruction of property. If he's done this before as you state, he needs to get caught and punished. But, don't make the situation worse.
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Old 02-20-2011, 02:16 AM
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I'm a no bullshit kinda guy, the one on my hip isn't anything to play with either.
Heh heh, I roll with a springfield xdm .40 myself.

Yeah defintely don't place an unregistered gun in his glovebox and place an anonymous crimestoppers call....
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Old 02-20-2011, 02:28 AM
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*Does not plant drugs in the vehicle*

*Does not wait till the next day*

*Does not use a burn cell to call the cops*



*Does not say*
"Officer? I saw some suspicious men in a [enter vehicle here] at [enter location], it looked like they dealt drugs, i think one of them was armed"


lolol
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Old 02-20-2011, 05:02 AM
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First of all... ya gotta make sure there's no witnesses... your retaliation should definitely involve a curling iron and vaseline... oh! almost forgot... duct tape! lots of duct tape!... heh heh.
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Old 03-03-2011, 01:32 PM
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I woke up this morning to a couple of eggs smashed on my truck, so i broke out the hose and washed my truck... I think I know who it was, some kid who graduated in my grade that isn't doing anything with his life, I live on a big culda-sack (however you spell it) and I saw him drive by my house with a friend real slow last night when i was grabbing the change out of my truck. We have never gotten along well and I need some advice on how to retaliate. I know some of you will tell me to not do anything and be the bigger person, but this kid is a douche (sorry).. Always doing stuff to our house like taking light bulbs during christmas and egging and stuff like that..

Does anyone have any advice on how i should retaliate? I mean I would like to find something creative to do to his car maybe? I don't know...

What do you guys think?


I think you should grow up. From some of the responses I have read, there sure are a lot of immature children on here.
Making plans for illegal activites on an internet forum is mega stupid.
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Old 03-03-2011, 02:43 PM
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I think you should grow up. From some of the responses I have read, there sure are a lot of immature children on here.
Making plans for illegal activites on an internet forum is mega stupid.
If you think we're immature, you don't have to be here.
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Old 03-03-2011, 03:19 PM
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I would egg his car back, put the thickest grease under door handles and wipers, and slash the valve stems, cheap to replace but more inconvienat! this will realy get his blood pumping! Poor sugar down the gas tank and clog all fuel lines and injectors if u really wanna go overboard! screw the police, get back at him ur self, just make sure it WAS him and not someone else hahahaha! Good Luck!
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Old 03-03-2011, 03:54 PM
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I think there was a lot of good ideas here , but remember that every action deserves a reaction . There were some posts about camera and I think that , although not as exciting and funny as some of the other postings , is actually a good idea . Nothing like getting caught on film as there is no way to say you didn't do it .

Just remember that an egg can be cleaned up , but don't do anything criminal .... Folks are right here as you may be the one that gets caught ....
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Old 03-03-2011, 06:55 PM
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im immature i guess cause i shoved a kid in the lockers cause he talked shit on my girlfriend at least i got told i am cause of that soooooooooooo

unplug and fuck up firing order on engine

gum in door lock

chain and lock car to something big like a tree(i did this one with some friends to one of my friends its hillaurious)

if its really cold pour cold water over door hinges and locks and seams so he cant get in the car
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Old 03-03-2011, 07:00 PM
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Oh come on this thread is old lol.
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Old 03-03-2011, 10:04 PM
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Get his girlfriend and put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up.

That will get to him the most.

Heh..
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