Ford Ranger Forum - Forums for Ford Ranger enthusiasts!

Go Back   Ford Ranger Forum - Forums for Ford Ranger enthusiasts! > >
Forgot Password? Join Us!

Welcome to Ford Ranger Forum

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread

  #31  
Old 01-15-2011, 09:00 PM
trcothorn trcothorn is offline
Ford Tough
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 238
Default Re: Need Advice: Truck Was Egged

Quote:
Originally Posted by 2002 2WD Edge View Post
Video surveillance..2 wrongs don't make a right...etc.,..all previously admirably mentioned. Imagine if you could do what you would like to...just daydreaming...unknown to his pointless existence as he slept...a large sign was put up on the lawn...facing the road. The sign says in Spanish..."Hey you but*-***ing, sis***-r***ing, La***o F**th,..You gonna scare me? No way you ****ing piece of gar***e. Go ahead just try to fire-bomb my house..you'll be sorry you Virgin Mary/s****ng piece of tr***!!!! You don't scare me....cut the heads of my whole family and we still won't be scared....EAT THIS F***ing BURITTO...is made special for you with Chi hua hua sh*t and stick the s**t that comes out of you up the **pes as*!!!!"
woah...
__________________
2004 ford ranger 2.3 2wd. flowmaster 40. sony xplode head unit. 30x9.50x15 turbostar ATs. stock jeep wrangler wheels, painted black. ebay taillights. few more cosmetic upgrades
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Old 01-15-2011, 09:11 PM
TerrenceStuart TerrenceStuart is offline
Old man driver.
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 14,895
Default Re: Need Advice: Truck Was Egged

video camera. any retailation will land YOU in jail.
however, if you MUST retaliate, put some expanding foam inside his vehicle, or if it's locked, in his gas tank.
__________________
some kind of vehicle.
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Old 01-16-2011, 04:20 AM
Coleosis Coleosis is offline
The Sickest
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 451
Default Re: Need Advice: Truck Was Egged

what you shouldnt do is loosen all his lugs so they are barely on and when he gets rolling his wheels will fall off.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by 05RangerEdge View Post
Nobody won here today but I am pretty sure you just lost.
Reply With Quote
  #34  
Old 01-16-2011, 05:19 AM
Bird76Mojo Bird76Mojo is offline
troll extraordinaire
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 536
Default Re: Need Advice: Truck Was Egged

Quote:
Originally Posted by Coleosis View Post
what you shouldnt do is loosen all his lugs so they are barely on and when he gets rolling his wheels will fall off.
Also, the hidden fish. DO NOT do that either. lol




GB
__________________
2001 Ranger Edge Regular cab, auto 4.0L 4x4 4.10LS

1989 Ranger Regular cab longbed, manual 2.9 4x4

Parts BroncoII's x 3
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Old 01-17-2011, 10:59 AM
RangerJustin RangerJustin is offline
~+!)@(#*$&%^
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 3,033
Send a message via AIM to RangerJustin Send a message via Skype™ to RangerJustin
Default Re: Need Advice: Truck Was Egged

Quote:
Originally Posted by allathlete5 View Post
Oh and im from southern Cali, Murrieta to be exact... Between Temecula and Lake Elsinore if you've heard of any of these.
Nice, that is where my fiance grew up and lived till last year.
__________________
Sold:2004 XLT 4x2 Ext. Cab. 3.0 Mods: 3" spindle, AAL, shackle, 32x11.5 on 15x8s, billet grille, clear corners, flow 40 dumped, line-x, CB/PA, traction bars, lil sound system, auto up down windows
Sold:2005 XLT 4x4 Ext. Cab. 4.0 Mods: ProComp lights w/ HID swap on tabs, 32x11.5 on 15x8s, CB/PA, black out heads/corners, lil sound system, cranked t-bars, flow 40 dumped, line-x, shell, bed rug, 06+ tails, metal tail gate handle since plastic one shattered, OHC, Mustang Dome.
Reply With Quote
  #36  
Old 01-17-2011, 12:33 PM
03crewcabranger 03crewcabranger is offline
Real Trucks Rattle
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 597
Default Re: Need Advice: Truck Was Egged

Retaliation is not the way to go. But if you had to do something, then egg his truck and pour some baby powder on top. That'd make it even more fun for him to remove.

Edit: I leave my account open at all times at my work pc, and I left early. Apparently, my coworker thought it was funny to post what it was previously posted here, and which I just edited.
__________________
05 Mitsubishi Lancer LS
03 Ford Ranger XL - SOLD!
01 Honda Civic LX

Last edited by 03crewcabranger; 01-18-2011 at 07:22 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #37  
Old 01-17-2011, 04:40 PM
WildlandFirefighter WildlandFirefighter is offline
Blut und Ehre
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 394
Default Re: Need Advice: Truck Was Egged

Crap/Piss in a bucket. Let it sit out in the sun for a long time and stir it. Yeah, I know it's sick but just wait. Once its basically all liquidfied...somehow pop open the guys hood and poor the liquid in the washer fluid container. MUAHAHAHAA!


Or Gorilla Glue his door where he can't open it.

But really...ignore him. Someone will "EGG" his truck one day.
__________________
1979 Ford F150 4X4, 7.5L, C6, 38s Super Swampers TSL

1978 Ford Courier 4x4, 2.3L carbed, 5 spd manual, dry-rotted tires

1985 Ford Ranger 4x4, 2.3L FI, 5 spd manual, 29s Power Kings

1990 Ford Bronco 4x4, 4.9L, 5 spd manual, 31s Maxxis Bighorns
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Old 01-17-2011, 04:51 PM
dryin dryin is offline
florida cracker
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 543
Default Re: Need Advice: Truck Was Egged

damn that sucks bro iam sorry there was a kid down the road who got pool bleached poured on his truck ate his paint real quick
__________________
2007 F150 FX4
5.4 trition
train horns
fabtech bumper with 3 kc

1995 ext. cab ranger
4x4 automatic
4in pipe bumber in rear
cop push bumper on the front
roll bars
30x9.50r15 wild country a/ts
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Old 02-18-2011, 04:20 PM
BigNick969 BigNick969 is offline
Learning to use the forums
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 5
Default Re: Need Advice: Truck Was Egged

How old is this kid? I would say just go talk to his parents. I know, I know... it sounds lame but just tell the police you saw him do it or ask them to escort you to his house and talk to his parents. He'll be scared shi*less and his parents wont trust him anymore (assuming this kid lives wit his fam.) Its what happened to me... ...Not for egging but for CAKEing
__________________
2001 Ford Ranger, 4 door, 3L V6
Reply With Quote
  #40  
Old 02-18-2011, 04:33 PM
klinger86 klinger86 is offline
Ford Ranger Driver
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 2,970
Default Re: Need Advice: Truck Was Egged

you could get online and find some glow in the dark stickers of dicks and letters to spell out i love big hairy ones. that would be funny as hell. and put it all over his car. or you could find some where that sells big inflatable dicks and rig it you to where when he steps on the brakes it pumps up. could you imagine being behind him in traffic whne it happened.

Last edited by klinger86; 02-18-2011 at 04:35 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #41  
Old 02-18-2011, 09:19 PM
edgeman4.0 edgeman4.0 is offline
THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 3,962
Default Re: Need Advice: Truck Was Egged

__________________
2001 Ford Ranger Supercab (4dr), Oxford White, 4.0 Sohc, 4x4, Manual trans (hurst equipped), 4:10's, 3" body lift.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon-FX4 View Post
The Edgeman sees his prey and strikes out from the darkness.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rango88 View Post
Dont f+ck with Ch+ck
Reply With Quote
  #42  
Old 02-18-2011, 09:31 PM
Rango88 Rango88 is offline
N/A
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 9,031
Default Re: Need Advice: Truck Was Egged

you shouldn't order a lot of porn or exotic sensual stuff and register it in his name and address, especially not funny if he still lives at his parents house
Reply With Quote
  #43  
Old 02-18-2011, 09:31 PM
wyman00 wyman00 is offline
5.0 ranger!
 
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 551
Default Re: Need Advice: Truck Was Egged

Quote:
Originally Posted by edgeman4.0 View Post
now thats right to the point!
__________________
2000 2wd Ext cab with explorer 5.0

Mods so far:
Explorer ohc and lighted visors, Mustang dome light with LED's, In channel vent visors, Explorer sport trac guages, White faceplate for a/c controls, 8.8 ls rearend with 3:29 gears, 302 swap, coil spacers, 3" body lift, Westin step bars, A.R.E. topper with roof racks, 33x12.50x15 firestone destination a/t's, 8 hole american racing rims.

My build thread--> http://www.fordrangerforum.com/proje...ger-build.html
Reply With Quote
  #44  
Old 02-18-2011, 09:44 PM
edgeman4.0 edgeman4.0 is offline
THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 3,962
Default Re: Need Advice: Truck Was Egged

Quote:
Originally Posted by wyman00 View Post
now thats right to the point!
I'm a no bullshit kinda guy, the one on my hip isn't anything to play with either.
__________________
2001 Ford Ranger Supercab (4dr), Oxford White, 4.0 Sohc, 4x4, Manual trans (hurst equipped), 4:10's, 3" body lift.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon-FX4 View Post
The Edgeman sees his prey and strikes out from the darkness.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rango88 View Post
Dont f+ck with Ch+ck
Reply With Quote
  #45  
Old 02-18-2011, 10:20 PM
01B3000 01B3000 is offline
Needs moar chrome....
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 1,319
Default Re: Need Advice: Truck Was Egged

What I wouldnt do is sit outside and wait for him to come and then egg him at the same time he did you
__________________
2001 Mazda B-3000 CabPlus "FX2 Off Road"| 3.0 | 5 SPD | 3 In Spindle Lift | Belltech Shackles | UltraGauge |Alpine Head / 10" Kicker Setup | Air Box Mod | Add-A-Leaf| Thrush Welded B4 Rear Wheel | Kobalt Box | Cobra 19 DX IV | Custom PA Speaker | Front/Rear Tow Receiver | 2X Aux Lights | Hideaway Strobes | Back Rack Safety Rack | Amber LED Strobes | Blue LED Strobes | 265/75/R16 General Grabber AT2's
Quote:
Originally Posted by Clinton View Post
I like little girls...........
RIP Jason
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
I need some advice, all advice would be appreciated. Clinton Off Topic 31 02-19-2011 06:57 PM
83 Ranger 4x4 >> need diff upgrade advice & 2-4" suspen lift advice frankyb General Tech 0 12-21-2010 01:35 AM
I need advice. Truck is something of a beater. feral General Ford Ranger Discussion 9 12-05-2010 02:39 PM
Need some advice on this one Clinton General Ford Ranger Discussion 26 10-16-2010 05:39 PM
Paint advice for truck cap. 360sam Exterior Tech 9 11-17-2009 08:21 AM