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Old 01-14-2011, 03:29 PM
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Yeah camera is the way to go, get into some type of altercation with the guy, not to bad of course, just enough to make hime want to f*ck with your stuff again. Unless this is a daily event you really wont know when he will hit you again. So you need to influence him a bit.

This is the best part, hopefully the guy shows up wearing a black hoodie, get one of your buddies to be dressed just like the guy, record him doing whatever to your car, then send your buddy out make it look like he came back again! then have your buddy trash your car. If done right you can put a whole lot of shit on that guy!

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also, maybe just consider throwing bologna all over his car! its actually pretty fun to throw it on to a car like a frisbie!
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Old 01-14-2011, 03:59 PM
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Or piss in his gas tank...
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Old 01-14-2011, 04:12 PM
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Old 01-14-2011, 09:33 PM
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Haha... This is the first time in awhile, i leave to go back to college Sunday... I mean i totally understand what you guys are saying about not retaliating. The thing is, i can set up a camera but it could be months until something happens again!! I just want to do something funny, maybe not so harmful (maybe).. I don't know we'll see.. maybe i'll save it until i get back in the summer! haha

Thanks for the advice so far!

Oh and im from southern Cali, Murrieta to be exact... Between Temecula and Lake Elsinore if you've heard of any of these.
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Old 01-14-2011, 09:48 PM
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Ah thats not too far.
If he has a hot sister, bang her, video tape it, and mail a copy to him, his mother, his father, and his sister.
BB's in the valve stem cap.
Take a nice runny shit and put it in his cowl, so when he turns the air on in the car it smells like shit.
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Old 01-14-2011, 09:50 PM
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Haha... This is the first time in awhile, i leave to go back to college Sunday... I mean i totally understand what you guys are saying about not retaliating. The thing is, i can set up a camera but it could be months until something happens again!! I just want to do something funny, maybe not so harmful (maybe).. I don't know we'll see.. maybe i'll save it until i get back in the summer! haha

Thanks for the advice so far!

Oh and im from southern Cali, Murrieta to be exact... Between Temecula and Lake Elsinore if you've heard of any of these.
I live close to you. haha.
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Old 01-14-2011, 09:56 PM
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Hide a fish under his seat or carpet. Any fish will do.



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Old 01-14-2011, 10:00 PM
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sorry to hear this bro! people are pathetic! buddy got his pre-runner egged and he heard it happening so he got up and jumped in his truck and chased after him. They both got pulled over for speeding and my buddy told him he was after him for egging his truck/house. Cop let him go with no ticket or anything but a thank you. he was egging the hole block up and down. Guy turned out to be a bitch we knew back in high school. He got his license took away he got fined for egging people's house and egging peoples vehicles and i'm sure he has a lawsuit on his hands also.
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Old 01-14-2011, 10:06 PM
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How about put stink bobs in his truck. Or find a smoker and hot box his truck. That cigarette smell takes forever to go away. Plus he wil have to ride with the windows down during winter. lol
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Old 01-14-2011, 10:22 PM
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secure a dead skunk on the undercarrage of his vehicle.
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Old 01-14-2011, 10:29 PM
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1 Ping Pong ball, 2oz of class 3 powder, 3in of cannon fuse, plumbers putty, and stuffing.

Im just saying, but really yeah screw the guy he is a POS and wont come to much in life if he is out of school and still hasnt grown up file the report and try to catch the act next time.
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Old 01-14-2011, 11:06 PM
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brake fluid + paint.....
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Old 01-14-2011, 11:17 PM
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Realistically you shouldn't do any thing in retalliation...
BUT..

I like the idea of removing his valve stems so not only is his tires flat but when he goes to fill them up they won't hold air.

Post it notes sounds like it would be funny.
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Old 01-15-2011, 12:23 AM
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Video surveillance..2 wrongs don't make a right...etc.,..all previously admirably mentioned. Imagine if you could do what you would like to...just daydreaming...unknown to his pointless existence as he slept...a large sign was put up on the lawn...facing the road. The sign says in Spanish..."Hey you but*-***ing, sis***-r***ing, La***o F**th,..You gonna scare me? No way you ****ing piece of gar***e. Go ahead just try to fire-bomb my house..you'll be sorry you Virgin Mary/s****ng piece of tr***!!!! You don't scare me....cut the heads of my whole family and we still won't be scared....EAT THIS F***ing BURITTO...is made special for you with Chi hua hua sh*t and stick the s**t that comes out of you up the **pes as*!!!!"
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Old 01-15-2011, 01:20 AM
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Lol ^^
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