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Old 01-08-2011, 11:25 AM
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Shut the hell up. You’re not his wife. You’re not paying for the repairs. It’s absolutely none of your business what he does with his Jeep or his money. I know your type well… first it’s “Sell the Jeep because it’s costing too much money.” Then it’s “No, you can’t go spend the weekend with your buddies because I need you to take me shopping.” Then it’s “Oh gee, honey… I’m pregnant. Gosh, I have no idea how that happened.”

You’re a DreamKiller. You kill a guy’s dreams, take away his future, tie him down with a fat mortgage and too many babies, and turn him into just another miserable guy wondering, “How the hell did I get here?”

Do you really want to help him? Here’s what you do… go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done. Then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail, put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, whatever he wants. (But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)

Then when the day is over and you’re both exhausted from working on the engine, push him into a hot shower and jump in with him. Scrub his back, wash his hair, rinse him off, and dry him with fluffy towels still hot from the dryer. Then push him into bed and screw his ears off. Then get up the next day and do it all over again.

Make him realize that rebuilding an engine is a slow and methodical process. Make him realize that every step should be regarded as surgery; every step must be perfect… perfect torque, perfect fit, perfectly clean. If you run into a step that you just can’t figure out, ask for help from someone who knows what he’s doing. Are you cute? Put on a low-cut top, show some cleavage and go (by yourself) to the local Jeep shop, and explain to the guys that you are helping your boyfriend to rebuild his engine and neither of you can figure out this one little step, and do they have any advice…

Think it won’t work? Think again. We guys love to help cute girls, even if they have a boyfriend. (Hey, maybe you’ve got a sister, or girlfriend…)

But absolutely DO NOT whine or complain. Do not say a single negative thing. Not a single “Oooooo, I broke a nail.” If you break a nail, or cut your finger, or bang a knuckle, you just shut up and DEAL WITH IT. You should be a hopelessly optomistic, never-say-die cheerleader, encouraging him every step of the way.

That’s my opinion.
Wow..
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Old 01-08-2011, 11:55 AM
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one of the best posts I have ever read lmao
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Old 01-08-2011, 11:56 AM
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dam thats epic lol
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Old 01-08-2011, 12:01 PM
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HA! "DREAM KILLER"!!!!! SHIT! I got one of those....

First my bike, then my "work truck", then my quads, then my sleds, now she wants the lifted ranger to go.....ugh
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Old 01-08-2011, 12:03 PM
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Nothing says "Get back in the kitchen" like that thread. Compromise and priorities are things needed in a relationship, but if you get rid of things just based on "cause she said so" then you should know better
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Old 01-08-2011, 12:06 PM
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jeeps are a money pit though. just saying
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Old 01-08-2011, 12:08 PM
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i was looking for her response but didnt see one, would have been funny
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Old 01-08-2011, 12:11 PM
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Holy Sh#$ that was awesome!
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Old 01-08-2011, 12:18 PM
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ROFLMAO!!!!

my GF and i both read it...

when she was done she pointed out the window and mumbled something about my 1st gen 4x4 project (money pit) and i told her to shut up and make me a sandwich....

she threw a book at me
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Old 01-08-2011, 12:25 PM
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did you give her a firm slap on the behind, because in the business world that means you did a good job
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Old 01-08-2011, 12:26 PM
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WOW, I want to like turn that into a big bumper sticker or something...
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Old 01-08-2011, 12:33 PM
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WOW, I want to like turn that into a big bumper sticker or something...
lol
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if thats even possible.
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Old 01-08-2011, 12:33 PM
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ROFLMAO!!!!

my GF and i both read it...

when she was done she pointed out the window and mumbled something about my 1st gen 4x4 project (money pit) and i told her to shut up and make me a sandwich....

she threw a book at me
now THAT was hilarious!! lol
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Old 01-08-2011, 12:43 PM
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ROFLMAO!!!!

my GF and i both read it...

when she was done she pointed out the window and mumbled something about my 1st gen 4x4 project (money pit) and i told her to shut up and make me a sandwich....

she threw a book at me
lmao Now thats funny!!!

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Hell I frame it above my bed lmao..
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Old 01-08-2011, 05:36 PM
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ROFLMAO!!!!

my GF and i both read it...

when she was done she pointed out the window and mumbled something about my 1st gen 4x4 project (money pit) and i told her to shut up and make me a sandwich....

she threw a book at me
hahahahaha
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