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Old 09-20-2011, 09:17 PM
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"...I just couldnt shake my depression, the doc said, here! suck on this BI-ATCH! ~slap~ ~slap~ fap fap fap. That ought to fix you...WHORE!...."


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Depression is such a serious medical conditon, I feel like I have to lube my self just to get out of bed. Once its in, ths sadness, the loss of intrest, trouble concentrating, the lack of energy.....all goes away. If the vibrator is to big for you, ask your doctor about Presto~ its in......" BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Old 09-20-2011, 09:23 PM
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Ya i have a buddy thats like that. Hes like 550 lbs and has girls that are like 120 lbs soaking wet all over him all the time. I hate it cause everytime im around him i get more depressed then what I was lol My thing is that im 6'8 and alot of women see me as dominating or scary cause of my height so that kills it for me getting a girl to actually take the time to talk to me. Alot of girls that I know tell me i have an awesome personality and everything but my height is a turn off cause it scares women cause they see me as intimidating
Nope. Sorry dude. Women love large guys (tall). Makes them feel "safe" My tallest buddies have women all over them, and I do have one who is 6'8"... and UGLY AS SIN, cornfed inbred looking SOB. Still no problem.

It's all in your head, self-fulfilling prophecy.

Truthfully, the WORST trait anyone can have is the fear of rejection. It's ALSO the HARDEST thing to overcome.

How do you do it? Tell yourself you don't give a shit if you're turned down. Tell yourself that all the time. Tell yourself ANYTHING enough times, and you begin to believe it. Before you know it, you won't give a rip if the bitch turns you down. You'll use your man ability to say "aw fuck it I didnt want her anyway shes ugly" even if it's not true. An ego is O.K. keeps us working.

If you don't ask, you can't receive. I have 2 buddies who are actually decent looking cats, they all talk up about how they will talk to some girl.. then I bring one over talking to her and all,a nd incorporate them in the conversation and they leave..

what good is having a pair of nuts if you're not going to drop them in a bitches mouth once in awhile? Seriously though, stop worrying about rejection, stop making excuses, nobody is perfect. My eyes are probably too close together and I look like I am 15. I am 25, and although engaged, women still talk to me all the time. It's how you carry yourself, don't avoid a conversation.. and STOP THINKING about WHAT to say, just say some shit. If it comes out stupid. See if she bites, if not try again. Who cares.

Bar sluts are the best for this, because they're really wastes of space and only good for one thing. They are drunk, easy, and great practice for you. They will forget everything, so why give a shit if you crash and burn?

Just remember that you are awesome, because like me, you have flaws, but you love your strengths and you're the shit.

Here you go, for reference (and my girl was with me when I was a fat lazy slob who couldn't keep a job too... because of confidence)

now (i don take pics of myself, these are my engagement pics - only recent ones)

me as a hungry fat slob about to eat a catfish or something


looking at a catfish, but dreaming about little debbies

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"...I just couldnt shake my depression, the doc said, here! suck on this BI-ATCH! ~slap~ ~slap~ fap fap fap. That ought to fix you...WHORE!...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfPDr...eature=related

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Depression is such a serious medical conditon, I feel like I have to lube my self just to get out of bed. Once its in, ths sadness, the loss of intrest, trouble concentrating, the lack of energy.....all goes away. If the vibrator is to big for you, ask your doctor about Presto~ its in......" BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVNZ8...eature=related
reminds me of the south park remedy for ADD - which works... another BS illness

http://www.guzer.com/videos/south_park_add.php

Fucking epic
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Old 09-20-2011, 09:28 PM
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This is the most recent pic of me. Everyone tells me im not overweight cause im 232 lbs but i feel like a complete fatass cause all i ever do is eat and im still losing weight. I honestly feel ugly cause I wear glasses and have big ass feet that everybody trips over including myself. Most of my problems are that I have self confidence issues due to childhood raising.
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Old 09-20-2011, 09:35 PM
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This is the most recent pic of me. Everyone tells me im not overweight cause im 232 lbs but i feel like a complete fatass cause all i ever do is eat and im still losing weight. I honestly feel ugly cause I wear glasses and have big ass feet that everybody trips over including myself. Most of my problems are that I have self confidence issues due to childhood raising.
Hell man, it will get better. Self-confidence is something that you will learn. At least I did. And as far as feeling like you are a fat ass and weird looking. Man you are far from being a fat ass and weird is something that is determined by others. I think some of the "hot" girls that I see are weird as hell 'cause they make themselves look so damn dumb. All self confidence really is is not giving a fuck about what other people think of you. Least that's what it is for me. If someone doesn't like me they can go the hell away.
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Old 09-20-2011, 09:38 PM
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Hell man, it will get better. Self-confidence is something that you will learn. At least I did. And as far as feeling like you are a fat ass and weird looking. Man you are far from being a fat ass and weird is something that is determined by others. I think some of the "hot" girls that I see are weird as hell 'cause they make themselves look so damn dumb. All self confidence really is is not giving a fuck about what other people think of you. Least that's what it is for me. If someone doesn't like me they can go the hell away.
Ive got that part down perfect ha. Idk how many people i have told to their face if you dont like me then they cld fuck off. Lol. Thats just me. Do wat i want and say whatever the fuck is on my mind whether it bothers somebody or not
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Old 09-20-2011, 09:38 PM
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This is the most recent pic of me. Everyone tells me im not overweight cause im 232 lbs but i feel like a complete fatass cause all i ever do is eat and im still losing weight. I honestly feel ugly cause I wear glasses and have big ass feet that everybody trips over including myself. Most of my problems are that I have self confidence issues due to childhood raising.
Shit man, I got my ass BEAT as a child by my stepdad, my mother told me I would and could never amount to anything because I am worthless and good for nothing. My dad was an alcoholic until I was about 12, and said equally mean shit. Turns out when he stopped drinkign hes a great guy... but yeah...

Baggage is way deeper than that, I feel you on that stuff.

But you have to recognize that the past is the past... you can only move forward.

True story dude.. I was so emotionally distraught i spent nearly a year of my life mute in 6th grade, and I rode the short bus for a year until they realized my issues weren't mental, they were emotional.

Want to talk about fucked up state, that's pretty fucked. Now I laugh about it. I used to ride the short bus, now I'm doing big shit.

And bro you aren't ugly. I wear glasses too now. Don't like your glasses? Get contacts. How you dress also helps. Just talk to women. Start I guess with fat ugly women you don't really want, so you can build up that comfort.

Here's another with my glasses. I look fucking 15.





My fiance had those on her facebook. Do I even look old enough to drive? NAH LOL! Remember im 25!
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Old 09-20-2011, 09:39 PM
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This is the most recent pic of me. Everyone tells me im not overweight cause im 232 lbs but i feel like a complete fatass cause all i ever do is eat and im still losing weight. I honestly feel ugly cause I wear glasses and have big ass feet that everybody trips over including myself. Most of my problems are that I have self confidence issues due to childhood raising.

some body is getting nominated for extreme make over
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Old 09-20-2011, 09:45 PM
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some body is getting nominated for extreme make over
Bring it bitchness. Lol. I know i dress like a slob but I have always dressed for comfort not to impress anybody haha

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Shit man, I got my ass BEAT as a child by my stepdad, my mother told me I would and could never amount to anything because I am worthless and good for nothing. My dad was an alcoholic until I was about 12, and said equally mean shit. Turns out when he stopped drinkign hes a great guy... but yeah...

Baggage is way deeper than that, I feel you on that stuff.

But you have to recognize that the past is the past... you can only move forward.

True story dude.. I was so emotionally distraught i spent nearly a year of my life mute in 6th grade, and I rode the short bus for a year until they realized my issues weren't mental, they were emotional.

Want to talk about fucked up state, that's pretty fucked. Now I laugh about it. I used to ride the short bus, now I'm doing big shit.

And bro you aren't ugly. I wear glasses too now. Don't like your glasses? Get contacts. How you dress also helps. Just talk to women. Start I guess with fat ugly women you don't really want, so you can build up that comfort.

Here's another with my glasses. I look fucking 15.





My fiance had those on her facebook. Do I even look old enough to drive? NAH LOL! Remember im 25!

My dad just walked out on me before I was born and ive talked to him once in my life and my mother was all i ever had in my life. Ive NEVER had a father figure in my life. Everyone tells me im a mommas boy just cause she is all i have and have ever had. And me and contacts dont go well. Tried them before and i am to "dirty" to wear them haha. I aways have grease on my hands or something and i always forgot to clean them ha
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Old 09-20-2011, 09:48 PM
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Bring it bitchness. Lol. I know i dress like a slob but I have always dressed for comfort not to impress anybody haha

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My dad just walked out on me before I was born and ive talked to him once in my life and my mother was all i ever had in my life. Ive NEVER had a father figure in my life. Everyone tells me im a mommas boy just cause she is all i have and have ever had. And me and contacts dont go well. Tried them before and i am to "dirty" to wear them haha. I aways have grease on my hands or something and i always forgot to clean them ha
Yup my mom left me too at 8 years old. Was required to stick around for 1 year and got my ass kicked as she laughed.

Lots of cats lose their fathers... mothers... shit sucks.. but look forward dude.
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im calling BS on the contacts! I wore them while laying blocks, mixing mud, working on roofs. Shit, I think the last time I took them out was a month ago!
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Bring it bitchness. Lol. I know i dress like a slob but I have always dressed for comfort not to impress anybody haha
That's the ticket. Oh and for glasses I have been wearing them since I was 8 and have never been able to get rid of them. Also like Charger there I look like I am about 16 if I am clean shaven which is why I have facial hair or else I would never get taken seriously. Used to get stopped by cops all the time when I was 18 'cause I had a cigarette in my mouth and they would bitch me out 'cause I was too young to be smoking. If they had only caught me 5 years sooner I may have quit then, instead I cut back when I met my wife but still smoke now and then.

Sorry to go off topic.
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Old 09-20-2011, 09:50 PM
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I was raised by my father, I came out fine and was able to bag a women!

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im calling BS on the contacts! I wore them while laying blocks, mixing mud, working on roofs. Shit, I think the last time I took them out was a month ago!
Plus them bitches are expensive and im broke and i look goofy without glasses haha
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Old 09-20-2011, 09:51 PM
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hehehe, lucky for me, both eyes are the same. I buy one box for $20 and they last me all year.
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That's the ticket. Oh and for glasses I have been wearing them since I was 8 and have never been able to get rid of them. Also like Charger there I look like I am about 16 if I am clean shaven which is why I have facial hair or else I would never get taken seriously. Used to get stopped by cops all the time when I was 18 'cause I had a cigarette in my mouth and they would bitch me out 'cause I was too young to be smoking. If they had only caught me 5 years sooner I may have quit then, instead I cut back when I met my wife but still smoke now and then.

Sorry to go off topic.
Ya i just recently grew some facial hair for once just to see how people reacted and the only thing thats changed is i dont get carded for cigarettes haha. And i smoke two if not three packs a day with no slowing down in sight haha. I drink like a fish to
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