FRF Afterhours / BS Thread II

[AlxGry]

Originally Posted by dirttrackracer

me and my brother were on our way to pine grove(near clintons house) and there was a guy on the side of the road so we stopped and asked him where you going he said hazleton so we said get in if you want but this guy has a large sack with him so we asked him whats in the bag he said none of your f u c k i n g business we thought so what it isn't our business we let it go we got 20min down the road and my brother asked again. whats in the bag man? he replied "none of your f u c k i n g business" like before we really didn't think nothing of it we did this 2 more times then my brother got pissed and we pushed him out of the truck going at last 20mph an keep going down the highway with his bag still in the box

Thats crazy

Originally Posted by Ranger Sport

epic shark bus is epic

Dude that is so awesome i wanna get on that bus hahaha

Originally Posted by EMT1559

same here i live with my grandma and she watchin larrys country diner i mean wtf this shows gay and for old people

I feel bad for you haha the way you said that made me lol i wasnt expecting the end part

[HazardousRanger]

none of ur fucking buisness...thats the joke

[dirttrackracer]

that joke i 1000000x's better in person like allot of jokes

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They
are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a
penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip
of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy
water and pass through the gates."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever
had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies,
"Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."

All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it!

[HazardousRanger]

Originally Posted by dirttrackracer

that joke i 1000000x's better in person like allot of jokes

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They
are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a
penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip
of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy
water and pass through the gates."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever
had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies,
"Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."

All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it!

HAHAHA! okay this one actually is funny

[dirttrackracer]

Originally Posted by hazardousranger

HAHAHA! okay this one actually is funny

yea i know haha i tell my teachers this shit too lol well some of my teachers and telling jokes around girls is a awesome way to get to know them i found out

[HazardousRanger]

got any more?

[dirttrackracer]

Originally Posted by hazardousranger

got any more?

o do i haha i go shit tons


little Johnny's class is reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knows that he has an "advanced" vocabulary for his age, so she avoids calling on him. when the teacher asks for a word beginning with "A" Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher anticipates he'll say, "ass" so she calls on Mary Lou who says "apple"
This continues because the teacher knows that Little Johnny knows a cuss word for every letter of the alphabet. Then she gets to "R." She can't think of any cuss words that begin with R, so she calls on Johnny.

He exclaims, "R is for rat..... with a **** 15 fucking inches long!

[HazardousRanger]

haha thats pretty funny man

[dirttrackracer]

Originally Posted by hazardousranger

haha thats pretty funny man

yea i have allot of nonsence in my head

my best day is hangin around the campfire at the cabin with friends no phones no technology just trucks and quads and sittin around tellin stories and jokes until 5 in the morning.

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and GUNS and shootin shit and dont froget blowin stuff up

[HIGH TECH REDNECK]

i like these jokes better than tv with grandma

[HazardousRanger]

i love all that stuff cept quds but im sure if i had the chance i would love it lolk

joking around a campfire is hard for me cuz i am deaf so it has to be well lighted for me just to chat lol

but the best camping for me is when its me and my gf..its just idk fun! haha

[AlxGry]

Originally Posted by EMT1559

i like these jokes better than tv with grandma

Thats funny

[Ranger Sport]

[dirttrackracer]

Originally Posted by EMT1559

i like these jokes better than tv with grandma

another really stupid one

me: why did the chicken cross the road
she: idk???
me: knock knock!
she: what?
me: its the chicken i crossed the road to get to your house now open the dam door!

i was told that by my drunk friend at the truck show

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A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"



A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”


Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "He says you’re gonna die."



Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."

[HazardousRanger]

i rescused a chick today! it got out of its cage and the dog was playing with it lol i yelled at the dog then waited until night time to put it back so the mother wouldnt effin kill it.. crazy chickens