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Old 09-16-2011, 09:29 PM
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I am shit faced....after four beers. I am such a lighweight.
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Old 09-16-2011, 09:43 PM
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After 4 beers, 5 beer pong games, and 3-4 shots im gone!

But, I gotta drink so much water, crandberry juice, and buy a detox pill so I can pass this drug test. I will NEVER smoke anything, ever again. It ain't worth it.

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Old 09-16-2011, 09:52 PM
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Weaksauces!

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Old 09-16-2011, 09:58 PM
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I can chug a gallon of everclear like it's ice water, then do a sobriety test and even blow a 0.0 on the breathalyzer. How? because I'm Chuck Norris.
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Old 09-16-2011, 10:00 PM
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I can chug a gallon of everclear like it's ice water, then do a sobriety test and even blow a 0.0 on the breathalyzer. How? because I'm Chuck Norris.
now thats crossing the line. No one can claim to be chuck norris
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Old 09-16-2011, 10:01 PM
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I can chug a gallon of everclear like it's ice water, then do a sobriety test and even blow a 0.0 on the breathalyzer. How? because I'm Chuck Norris.
Or do the F&B test. Down two beers in court and get tested right away



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Old 09-16-2011, 10:16 PM
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oops, I was copying what CHUCK said. sorry if it looked like I was saying I was chuck Norris

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none of you were even alive when chuck was at his best- in BREAKER! BREAKER!
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Old 09-16-2011, 10:23 PM
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Old 09-16-2011, 10:27 PM
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Chuck Norris ain't got nothin on Neo. (that's me) lol
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Old 09-16-2011, 10:29 PM
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Old 09-16-2011, 10:30 PM
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why is chuck being hit with a canoe paddle? and why didn't chuck stop the attack? why, chuck, why?
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Old 09-16-2011, 10:36 PM
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Old 09-16-2011, 10:37 PM
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