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Old 08-22-2011, 03:53 PM
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Terry, you need to get out and go places. Go to craft stores, go to book stores. Yea you'll feel gay, but women tend to hang out in those places. Never know who you'll find.
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:00 PM
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Someone tried to slash my grandmothers tire today, and my uncle scuffed the ranger ewith the lawnmower.

Rangers been cleaned up, but the knife is most likely a jeaklous ex of my uncles current gf. (hes already made threats and shit) so now theyre going to have to do another police report :/

place is trippin balls...

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Terry, you need to get out and go places. Go to craft stores, go to book stores. Yea you'll feel gay, but women tend to hang out in those places. Never know who you'll find.


Nothing gay about craft store man. Im an art major and am there a few times of week, no one questions me Coarse !m there with the gf most of the time, and I drive a ranger. We all know that despite the wierd male bonding you guys are into, ranger drivers cant be gay, its impossible.
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:03 PM
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my birthday is in 2 weeks and once again, like the last 43 times, i'll be "alone" -no girlfriend.
sit home, eat a cup cake. yay.
same here but its been 21 years
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:15 PM
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EVERYONE KEEPS TELLING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY
... its not my birthday :/
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:17 PM
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oh lindsey, happy birth.... oh.
awkward.....
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:17 PM
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EVERYONE KEEPS TELLING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY
... its not my birthday :/
Happy Birthday
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:21 PM
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GOD DAMN IT. WHY AM I SUCH A FAILURE? I CAN'T EVEN GET ON THE RIGHT PAGE. I CAN'T GET A GIRLFRIEND, OR EVEN ANY FRIENDS, I CAN'T GET A JOB IN THE LAST 3 YEARS, SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.
i thought women went for large manly guys who shave their heads and wear black and drove 4x4's.

Dude, I dont know you, but heres a bit of advice. First off, regardless of looks women like confidence. If you act insecure they wont be into it. Trust me. Im average looking, but pulled some sweet girls since a kid, been with same lady last five years and had a fair share of others trying to get in. Why? Because even if Im not sure about something, act like I am. Just dont be the overconfident fool.

If anything else, learn a trade. Perhaps some art classes or college classes to get in with like minded ladies. If youre in school join a club. How many football sized bodybuilding women do you see dating the nerdy guys? Or any two opposites for that matter. Whatever interest you have man try and hang out around those areas and learn of the girls that frequent there.

Also, dude Im a virgin, as is the girlfriend, its not so bad. Have a drink, clean the truck, and have a good birthday.
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:29 PM
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under your name decked out you left out the rear
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:32 PM
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EVERYONE KEEPS TELLING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY


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Old 08-22-2011, 07:33 PM
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Dude, I dont know you, but heres a bit of advice. First off, regardless of looks women like confidence. If you act insecure they wont be into it. Trust me. Im average looking, but pulled some sweet girls since a kid, been with same lady last five years and had a fair share of others trying to get in. Why? Because even if Im not sure about something, act like I am. Just dont be the overconfident fool.

If anything else, learn a trade. Perhaps some art classes or college classes to get in with like minded ladies. If youre in school join a club. How many football sized bodybuilding women do you see dating the nerdy guys? Or any two opposites for that matter. Whatever interest you have man try and hang out around those areas and learn of the girls that frequent there.

Also, dude Im a virgin, as is the girlfriend, its not so bad. Have a drink, clean the truck, and have a good birthday.
x2 except for the sex/virgin part

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Old 08-22-2011, 07:34 PM
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Dear Haters,

You dont make me mad by saying my truck looks like piss. Its better than the car you have....OH WAIT, thats right...YOU DONT HAVE ANY WHEELS. so STFU

(this isnt directed to anyone on here, btw. just some people I know in my personal life)
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:34 PM
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under your name decked out you left out the rear
Didnt fit... and yeah thats what she said...
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:36 PM
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Dear Haters,

You dont make me mad by saying my truck looks like piss. Its better than the car you have....OH WAIT, thats right...YOU DONT HAVE ANY WHEELS. so STFU

(this isnt directed to anyone on here, btw. just some people I know in my personal life)
haters gonna hate

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Didnt fit... and yeah thats what she said...
dang that was a good one lol
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:38 PM
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Dear Haters,

You dont make me mad by saying my truck looks like piss. Its better than the car you have....OH WAIT, thats right...YOU DONT HAVE ANY WHEELS. so STFU

(this isnt directed to anyone on here, btw. just some people I know in my personal life)
Piss shouldnt be that bright.

Thats like glow in the dark radioactive piss!
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:40 PM
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Piss shouldnt be that bright.

Thats like glow in the dark radioactive piss!
lol wut?
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