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Old 05-28-2011, 10:10 PM
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So Im on the highway omw to work going about 65mph...Then a viper flies passed me with the plates [1badcar] And exhaust loud enough to rumble my insides. Then a nissan GTR, another viper, and a brand new mustang pass too. Couldnt see any emblems on the mustang, but Im guessing it was a supersnake. Now I know how those cars in racing games feel.


Then when I got to work, there was this creep...He was definitely on some fear and loathing shit...He was being fucking weird and had a creepy mustache...The worst part was he was ripped...He could crush my skull with one hand if he suddenly flipped out...The kinda guy a gun wouldnt stop...He was a fucking shaved gorilla living as a man

So he leaves to get into a taxi after about 10 minutes of making me think he wanted to jump the counter and eat my face off...but before he leaves He points at me, says "I WILL be back" then winks and walks out....Think I might be murdered tonight.
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Old 05-28-2011, 10:31 PM
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So Im on the highway omw to work going about 65mph...Then a viper flies passed me with the plates [1badcar] And exhaust loud enough to rumble my insides. Then a nissan GTR, another viper, and a brand new mustang pass too. Couldnt see any emblems on the mustang, but Im guessing it was a supersnake. Now I know how those cars in racing games feel.


Then when I got to work, there was this creep...He was definitely on some fear and loathing shit...He was being fucking weird and had a creepy mustache...The worst part was he was ripped...He could crush my skull with one hand if he suddenly flipped out...The kinda guy a gun wouldnt stop...He was a fucking shaved gorilla living as a man

So he leaves to get into a taxi after about 10 minutes of making me think he wanted to jump the counter and eat my face off...but before he leaves He points at me, says "I WILL be back" then winks and walks out....Think I might be murdered tonight.
still alive?
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Old 05-28-2011, 10:36 PM
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Shit its been 5 minutes no response...
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Old 05-28-2011, 10:36 PM
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still alive?
Yeah, but im seriously thinking about going home sick before that guy gets back.
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Old 05-28-2011, 10:38 PM
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Damn, I thought you were gone...yeah I think you should use the explosive diarrhea excuse...
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Old 05-28-2011, 10:40 PM
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Damn, I thought you were gone...yeah I think you should use the explosive diarrhea excuse...
just tell them ur on ur period
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Old 05-28-2011, 10:46 PM
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just tell them ur on ur period
Used that one last week....Guess I shouldnt have cried wolf...cause imma be bleeding worse than any period if gorilla guy comes back.
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Old 05-28-2011, 10:47 PM
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lol dammit i was trying to be funnyand u ruined it
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Old 05-28-2011, 10:50 PM
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lol dammit i was trying to be funnyand u ruined it
This is not a laughing matter.... I seriously am being 100% serious when I say I think the guy is on PCP or something...
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Old 05-28-2011, 10:51 PM
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This is not a laughing matter.... I seriously am being 100% serious when I say I think the guy is on PCP or something...
got a gun?
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Old 05-28-2011, 10:53 PM
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got a gun?
No, and im not driving my truck and my tire iron and breaker bar are in there...All I have is a wood stool and I dont think it would slow him down...I need metal...
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Old 05-28-2011, 10:54 PM
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got a gun?
GUNS won't stop him.....
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Old 05-28-2011, 10:55 PM
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then i guess the only choice u have is to run away while u can
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Old 05-28-2011, 11:00 PM
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then i guess the only choice u have is to run away while u can
I tried, my boss told me to stop being a pussy and he isnt going to rape me...This is fucked...I feel so unsafe.
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Old 05-28-2011, 11:01 PM
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are you being serious man? if u are, im sorry. that really sucks and id hate to be in ur position...maybe call the cops and have the place checked out or something?
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