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Old 04-30-2011, 10:38 PM
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better off than, bad stuff happens when you dont check id in gburg, trust me,

Also, since were on topic of crazy chicks, how does one go about saying "marriage isnt my thing, but if our sex life depends on it, can we at least skip the wedding, ring, and kids part?" without getting bitch fit?

After six years, am I pretty much obligated?
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Old 04-30-2011, 10:40 PM
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Don't look at me, i have a horrible track record with commitment.
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Old 04-30-2011, 10:40 PM
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Plural should be were, not was.










hahahahahahahaha sorry, i couldn't pass the second..
erhm no, just no....

Pretty sure, I mean dicks not being plural, but possessive, I just find it easier to drop apostrophes when typing on my phone.
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Old 04-30-2011, 10:47 PM
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better off than, bad stuff happens when you dont check id in gburg, trust me,

Also, since were on topic of crazy chicks, how does one go about saying "marriage isnt my thing, but if our sex life depends on it, can we at least skip the wedding, ring, and kids part?" without getting bitch fit?

After six years, am I pretty much obligated?
Ya dont ask me. Haha. I will never be married and never have kids. XD I dont think any girl will be able to understand my minitruck will come before her.
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Old 04-30-2011, 10:51 PM
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Plural should be were, not was.










hahahahahahahaha sorry, i couldn't pass the second..
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Ya dont ask me. Haha. I will never be married and never have kids. XD I dont think any girl will be able to understand my minitruck will come before her.
lol not had that talk, but Im sure its a given.

its seriosuly abattle of the sexes...

No sex till marriage versus no marriage till sex.

So far its a stalement at 0 to 0

Guess I cant complain, if I was getting married Id probably be getting even less than what ! get now lol.
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Old 04-30-2011, 10:54 PM
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lol not had that talk, but Im sure its a given.

its seriosuly abattle of the sexes...

No sex till marriage versus no marriage till sex.

So far its a stalement at 0 to 0

Guess I cant complain, if I was getting married Id probably be getting even less than what ! get now lol.
Thats why u just lay down the law and keep the pimp hand strong. Just tell her u expect some ass at least four nights a week. Five nights if ur stressed. And dinner cooked every night. HAHAHAHHA
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Old 04-30-2011, 10:59 PM
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Thats why u just lay down the law and keep the pimp hand strong. Just tell her u expect some ass at least four nights a week. Five nights if ur stressed. And dinner cooked every night. HAHAHAHHA
Dude can she cook though, which kinda blows since I no longer eat meat.

But yeah, its one of those wtf moments for me. Not to mention her grandmother is literally batshit crazy. But shes an artist, and weve always been best friends since middle school, so idLast time we got into it bad (over said things) I told her it seemed like since I "technically" wasnt getting any, that it seems more like were just friends and ! should get a mistress.

She didnt find it as funny as I did.
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:00 PM
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I had a flawless system for that, it's called cheating.

But then again, bad advice if you plan to commit.
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:03 PM
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Dude can she cook though, which kinda blows since I no longer eat meat.

But yeah, its one of those wtf moments for me. Not to mention her grandmother is literally batshit crazy. But shes an artist, and weve always been best friends since middle school, so idLast time we got into it bad (over said things) I told her it seemed like since I "technically" wasnt getting any, that it seems more like were just friends and ! should get a mistress.

She didnt find it as funny as I did.
Well looks like ur fucked. Just get familiar with your hand. Make sure you dont get any wrist cramps. Haha.

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I had a flawless system for that, it's called cheating.

But then again, bad advice if you plan to commit.
Bitch you stole my system. Im copyrightin that shit. Haha
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:03 PM
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I had a flawless system for that, it's called cheating.

But then again, bad advice if you plan to commit.
I could sooner break up with her than pull an ass move like that.

Then again, shes a virgin and has no interest in sex, which makes me think shed be less likely to cheat, and if she did, Karmas a bitch, hed be in the hospital, or draggin the bottom of the pidgeon. Id use my photoshop skills to permately ruin her ;p
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:06 PM
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I could sooner break up with her than pull an ass move like that.

Then again, shes a virgin and has no interest in sex, which makes me think shed be less likely to cheat, and if she did, Karmas a bitch, hed be in the hospital, or draggin the bottom of the pidgeon. Id use my photoshop skills to permately ruin her ;p
Virgin. Shes how old. And lives in East Tn. U better call Guinness cause thats a fuckin record right there. HAHAH And u misspelled pigeon. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:07 PM
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Bitch you stole my system. Im copyrightin that shit. Haha
Too late!

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I could sooner break up with her than pull an ass move like that.

Then again, shes a virgin and has no interest in sex, which makes me think shed be less likely to cheat, and if she did, Karmas a bitch, hed be in the hospital, or draggin the bottom of the pidgeon. Id use my photoshop skills to permately ruin her ;p
Who said anything about her? I said i cheated.

Well granted, that means guys got cheated on lol.

It wasn't my fault, they convinced me to do it with their evil vaginal powers.
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:10 PM
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Too late!



Who said anything about her? I said i cheated.

Well granted, that means guys got cheated on lol.

It wasn't my fault, they convinced me to do it with their evil vaginal powers.
You know ive tried to use that excuse before and it never works out for me. Haha
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:11 PM
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Virgin. Shes how old. And lives in East Tn. U better call Guinness cause thats a fuckin record right there. HAHAH And u misspelled pigeon. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
21 lol

Also, shes from alabama ;p

whats with you guys today, us art majors cant spell, if we could, we wouldnt be art majors XD


sport- merely observing both sides lol
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:14 PM
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21 lol

Also, shes from alabama ;p

whats with you guys today, us art majors cant spell, if we could, we would be art majors XD


sport- merely observing both sides lol
Ok. Theres the kicker. I was gonna say if shes from here and 21 and still a virgin holy shit man u and me r making some money turning in a world record. Haha.
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