Originally Posted by dirttrackracer
another really stupid one
me: why did the chicken cross the road
me: knock knock!
me: its the chicken i crossed the road to get to your house now open the dam door!
i was told that by my drunk friend at the truck show
a priest was taking a shower when he rembered he forgot the soap amd his towel he runs to his room gabs his stuff,on the way back to the shower ha hears foot steps ,he freezis like a statue as three nuns come around the corner a nun gos o look a soap and towel dispenser wonder how it works,the seconed nun says pull that lever the first nun did and he droped the soap. the seconed nun says let me try she did and he droped the towel, the third and hottest nun saysmy turn and trys and trys and trys she then looked at the other nuns and says look hand lotion.