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05-27-2011, 08:54 PM
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Read this on another forum.. Thought I'd share.
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The Texas Department of Safety Officer pulled over SUV owner Mike for a
weapons check because of an NRA bumper sticker.
When the officer approached the vehicle, the man behind the wheel handed
the officer his driver's license, insurance card and concealed carry permit.
The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr.
Murray, I see you have a CCW. Do you have any weapons with you?"
The driver replied, "Yes I do. I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a
.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."
The officer looked at Mike and asked, "Anything else?"
"Yes. I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 in the back."
The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and
the man said he wasn't. So the officer bent over and looked into the
driver's face and said "Mr. Murray, you're are carrying quite a few guns,
may I ask what you are afraid of?"
Mike locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,
"Nothing."
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05-27-2011, 08:56 PM
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....okay...
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05-27-2011, 09:00 PM
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hahahahaha yeah i bet he isnt.
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also, I saved that. Shit is comedy
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05-27-2011, 09:01 PM
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haha it wasnt that funny but dumb ass officer trying to be funny isnt the way to go lol
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05-27-2011, 09:03 PM
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you didnt get the joke did you eric? lol
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05-27-2011, 09:04 PM
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i got it but it just wasnt funny. big bad cop tries to be intimdating and fails
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05-27-2011, 09:07 PM
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I like that. Although, now that I got the bow, I don't really care too much about my guns anymore, lol. I cleaned my hunting rifle, and haven't even looked at it or any of the other ones floating around since.
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05-27-2011, 09:08 PM
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sell it to me?
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05-27-2011, 09:10 PM
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hahahahaha yeah i bet he isnt.
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lol i figured there were a few extremists here with a sense of humor.
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I like that. Although, now that I got the bow, I don't really care too much about my guns anymore, lol. I cleaned my hunting rifle, and haven't even looked at it or any of the other ones floating around since.
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BLASPHEMER!!! i understand.. you live in montana, things work differently there than in the rest of the US. lol
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The Edgeman sees his prey and strikes out from the darkness.
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Originally Posted by Rango88
Dont f+ck with Ch+ck
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05-27-2011, 09:11 PM
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[QUOTE=edgeman4.0;434139]lol i figured there were a few extremists here with a sense of humor.
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I do love my weapons.
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05-28-2011, 08:36 AM
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Sold out for a Focus
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haha. pretty funny
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05-28-2011, 08:41 AM
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LOL! That was awesome.
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05-28-2011, 08:54 AM
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nope ERIC didnt get it lol LOL
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05-28-2011, 09:48 AM
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sell it to me?
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Which one? Lol.
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BLASPHEMER!!! i understand.. you live in montana, things work differently there than in the rest of the US. lol
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Indeed they do. The weather especially.
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05-28-2011, 10:30 AM
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Old man driver.
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GUNS spelled backwards is SNUG
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